A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert.一位热心的年轻教师想让她的学生多了解一点优秀的古典...

My Sister's Fingers我妹妹的手指头 Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?老师：凯温，这次你怎么又迟到了? Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at hom...

"So you want another day off,”snorted the teacher to his student，Tom.“这么说，你又要请一天假，”老师怒气冲冲地对他的学生汤姆说 “I am anxious to hear what ...

The Climate of New Zealand新西兰的气候 Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?老师：马修，新西兰的气候怎么样? Matthew: Very Cold, sir.马修：先生，那里的天气很冷。 ...

Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee.三只乌龟决定去喝咖啡。 Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain.它们刚到咖啡店的门口，就下起雨来。 The biggest turtle said ...

刚来加拿大的时候去买快餐，英文很烂我就说i want combo one,（大号的）后来那个人又说了一大堆英文问我要洋葱cheese（奶酪）么之类的？我听不懂就一个劲说i want combo one, 后来我看见那个人像中...

有个朋友来加拿大第一次去吃牛排，服务员问How would you like your steak done? 我朋友没听懂，就听别人点的时候说medium , 他就想“我不能跟他们学” 他就跟服务员说，large plea...

刚来的时候去麦当劳吃饭 没有餐巾 然后跟人说要paper。 那人过会给我拿来了张白纸 还问do you need a pen?（还要笔吗？） 我狂晕了半天 然后去厕所洗手的 注：paper是纸，餐巾纸应该是tiss...

第一次打电话叫TAXI...... 对方问where you from..... 我回答CHINA,还在奇怪叫taxi还分国籍~ ?对方可能以为我在搞 笑,很郁闷的说 sorry, we can not do that（抱歉我们去不了）..... ...

有次房东问我 did u eat anything yet? （你吃饭了吗？ 我说no.（没吃） 她听后重复了一遍 so you didn’t eat anything. （所以你还没吃饭） 我说 yes...（吃了） 房东老太太...