A:How do you spell “pig".你怎么拼写pig B:P-I-G.P-I-G.P-I-G.P-I-G A:What?P-U-G?什么?P-U-G? B:No,P-I-G.I.不是的,P-I-G.是'I' A:U.u B:I.I (字母I,也有&l...

Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.老师正在讲课,彼得打起瞌睡来了. Teacher: Peter!Tell us, what's the biggest in the world?老师：彼得!你说说,世界上什么最大? Peter: W...

Teacher: Clyde, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?老师: clyde, 你的作文"我的狗狗"里写的东西和你哥哥写得一模...

A:what is your name? 你叫啥名？ B:Hu胡（谐音:谁） A:you~你 B:Hu~胡 A:Who?谁？ B:yes, I am~是，我就是 A:I want to know your name我只是想知道你的名字 B:Hu胡啊 ...

Teacher: Why are you late, Frank?老师: Frank, 说为什么你迟到了. Frank : Because of the sign.Frank: 因为,,因为那个标志. Teacher: What sign?老师: 神马标志?? Frank : The one that...

Applying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training, I answered truthfully that I had spent three ye...

Three competing store owners rented adjoining(毗连的) shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem(故意的伤害罪，蓄意的破坏) to ensue. The retailer on the right put up huge signs sayi...

Selling secondhand books at our church bazaar, I got into an argument with a prospective customer. He was interested in buying The Pocket Book of Ogden Nash but claimed it was overpriced ...