【每日一乐】这是一只多么可爱的乌龟
【每日一乐】我妹妹的手指头
My Sister's Fingers我妹妹的手指头 Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?老师:凯温,这次你怎么又迟到了? Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at hom...
【每日一乐】坐taxi要分国籍?
第一次打电话叫TAXI...... 对方问where you from..... 我回答CHINA,还在奇怪叫taxi还分国籍~ ?对方可能以为我在搞 笑,很郁闷的说 sorry, we can not do that(抱歉我们去不了)..... ...
【每日一乐】鱼网
Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗,安? 老师发问道。 A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.把许多小孔用绳子栓在...
【每日一乐】中间战术
Three competing store owners rented adjoining(毗连的) shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem(故意的伤害罪,蓄意的破坏) to ensue. The retailer on the right put up huge signs sayi...