- [英语阅读] 【每日一乐】捕鼠夹上的奶酪
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese.由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时,家里没有奶酪了,于是女主人向大家表示歉意。 The little boy of the fam...
- [英语阅读] 【每日一乐】因为里面太黑没看到
Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?妈妈:约翰尼,我今天早上在橱子里放了两块点心。现在就剩下...
- [英语阅读] 【每日一乐】这只狗可真够长的
Once there was a blind.从前有个瞎子。 One day when he was walking, hestepped the head of the dog who was sleeping.一天,他正在行路时踩着了一只正在睡觉的狗的脑袋 The dog barked for...
- [英语阅读] 【每日一乐】还有没有便宜一点儿东西
A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store.一个小偷在一家珠宝店企图偷走一只手表的时候被当场擒获。 "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I...
- [英语阅读] 【每日一乐】2加4也得6
George comes from school on the first of September.9月1日, 乔治放学回到家里。 "George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.“乔治,你喜欢你们的新老师...
- [英语阅读] 【每日一乐】回答第一个问题最先回家
One day after school the teacher said to his students,“Tomorrow morning,if any one of you can answer my first question.I'll permit him or her to go home earlier.”一天,...
- [英语阅读] 【每日一乐】我是牙医
While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full .在饭店吃饭的时候,我申斥我4岁的儿子,因为他满嘴食物在说话。 "Mump umn Kmpfhm,&q...
- [英语阅读] 【每日一乐】他选择了他姐姐
Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody1 nose, black eye, and torn clothing.小彼得从操场回到家时,鼻子流血、黑眼圈及被撕破了衣服。 It was obvious he'd been in a ba...
- [英语阅读] 【每日一乐】迟到的又一真实搞笑理由:学校-缓行
Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?老师:约翰尼,为什么你每天早晨都迟到? Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost says, 'School -- Go Slow'...
- [英语阅读] 【每日一乐】复数形式
Teacher: What is the plural of man, Tom?老师:汤姆,‘男人’这个词的复数形式是什么? Tom: Men.汤姆:男人们。 Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?老师:答得好。那&lsquo...