【每日一乐】坐taxi要分国籍?
第一次打电话叫TAXI...... 对方问where you from..... 我回答CHINA,还在奇怪叫taxi还分国籍~ ?对方可能以为我在搞 笑,很郁闷的说 sorry, we can not do that(抱歉我们去不了)..... ...
【每日一乐】到底吃没吃
有次房东问我 did u eat anything yet? (你吃饭了吗? 我说no.(没吃) 她听后重复了一遍 so you didn’t eat anything. (所以你还没吃饭) 我说 yes...(吃了) 房东老太太...
【每日一乐】中间战术
Three competing store owners rented adjoining(毗连的) shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem(故意的伤害罪,蓄意的破坏) to ensue. The retailer on the right put up huge signs sayi...