- [英语阅读] 英语小笑话:Which Month Did He Go Away
杰克给人鞠躬,飞快地一点头,就算完了。大家都怪他不懂礼貌。于是便有好心的人教他说,下次鞠躬的时候,你就在心里数:一月、二月、……一直数到十二月为止,然后再直起身来。这样,礼节就周全了。
- [英语阅读] 英语小笑话:The teacher cried 老师哭了
When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door. "Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? Did you cry?"
- [英语阅读] 英语小笑话:Who is Stupid 谁愚蠢
一个老师在对学生们讲心理学,“谁认为自己蠢就站起来?”她一开始就说。小约翰尼站了起来。“你认为你很蠢吗,小约翰尼?”老师问。“不是的,老师,我只是不喜欢看你一个人站着。”
- [英语阅读] 英语小笑话:Knights & Nights 黑暗时代
老师:为什么有时我们称中世纪为黑暗时代呢?贝蒂:因为那时有许多骑士。Teacher: Why do we sometimes call the Middle Ages the Dark Ages? Betty: Because they had so many knights.
- [英语阅读] 英语小笑话:Persistance 缠住不放
Uncle Richie and I don't play golf to win, my husband hedged(避免作正面答复) . We just play to have fun.Undaunted, Sare said, Okay, Daddy, who had more fun?
- [英语阅读] 英语小笑话:Whose father was the stronger
Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it."Bill wasn't impressed, "Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one who killed it
- [英语阅读] 英语小笑话:Logic Reasoning 逻辑推理
小学四年级的教师正在给学生们上一堂逻辑课。她举了这么一个例子:有这样一种情况,一个男人在河中心的船上钓鱼,突然失去重心掉进了水里。于是他开始挣扎并喊救命。
- [英语阅读] 英语小笑话:Excited Remarks 激动的话
One day, while our son was talking to a little friend, a motorcycle passed by. He excitedly pointed it out to the boy and exclaimed, Look at that! Look at that! I'm getting one of those as soon a
- [英语阅读] 英语小笑话:A physics Examination 一次物理考试
The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls? Nick's answer: Because our eyes are before ears.
- [英语阅读] 英语小笑话:It's His Fault
他们在花园里玩了半个小时,然后比利跑进了厨房。妈妈,他说,波比打碎了艾伦太太家的窗玻璃。艾伦太太是他们的邻居。他是个坏孩子,他的妈妈说,他是怎么把玻璃打碎的?