- [英语阅读] 英语小笑话:Two Pieces of Cake 两块蛋糕
笑话是指以一句短语或一个小故事让说话者和听者之间觉得好笑,或是产生幽默感,另外一个行动(动作)型的笑话是以动作影响人的视觉及观感,而感到好笑。
- [英语阅读] 英语小笑话:Where's the father? 父亲在哪?
"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"哥哥想了一会儿,然后解释道:“很明显,他当时正在画这些画呗。”
- [英语阅读] 英语小笑话:It's not my fault 不是我的错
Mother (reprimanding训斥,谴责 her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail.Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling.
- [英语阅读] 英语小笑话:狗也知道这个谚语吗?
"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?""Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the prove
- [英语阅读] 英语小笑话:A Girl's Wish 小女孩的愿望
在观看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上,幼儿园老师问学生的观后感。班上最小的女孩说,她希望舞蹈演员可以长得更高一点儿,那么他们就不用整天踮着脚尖了。
- [英语阅读] 英语小笑话:I Taught the Teacher 我教老师
母亲问她年幼的儿子:宝贝,今天老师教了你些什么? Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three.
- [英语阅读] 英语小笑话:Its part of the game 我在扮演妈妈
妈妈:玛丽,你为什么这样大喊大叫的? 为什么不能像艾迪那样安安静静的玩儿呢?你看艾迪一声儿都不出。Mary: Of course he doesn't. Mom, it's part of the game we are playing. He is Daddy coming home lat
- [英语阅读] 英语小笑话:I want a nightmare 想做坏梦
在期末考试之前,汤姆告诉他的母亲:“妈妈,我昨天晚上做了一个梦,梦见我通过了今天的考试。”“不要相信梦,亲爱的。据说梦中的经历通常与现实相反。”妈妈答道。
- [英语阅读] 英语小笑话:A Small Boy and a Donkey 小男孩与驴子
So he won't join the army, the youngster replied without blinking an eye.一个小男孩牵着头驴子穿过部队营房。两名士兵想跟小家伙开个玩笑:小孩,你把你哥哥牵得这么紧干什么?这样,他就不会去参军了。小
- [英语阅读] 英语小笑话:Big hands 大手
老师:如果我左手上有7个桔子,右手上有8个桔子。那么我有什么?学生:大手。Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?Student: Big hands.