- [英语阅读] 英语小笑话:Three pastors 三个牧师
Another said, Yes, me too. I’ve got hundreds living in my belfry(钟楼) and in the attic. I’ve been had the place fumigated(熏制) , and they still won’t go away.
- [英语阅读] 英语小笑话:He Won 他赢了
汤姆:约翰尼,你小弟弟好吗?约翰尼:他害病卧床了。他受了伤。汤姆:真糟糕,怎么回事儿?约翰尼:我们做游戏,看谁能把身子探出窗外最远,他赢了。
- [英语阅读] 英语小笑话:他刚去过动物园
When I was waitting in line at the bank , I noticed a woman holding a small child at one of the windows. The boy was eating a roll ,which he thrust at the teller. The teller smiled and shook his
- [英语阅读] 英语小笑话:How much English can you speak?
"法官先生,我的当事人被指控偷窃,这是多么不公正啊。他一周前才来到纽约,几乎不认路。而且,他只会说几个英语单词。"法官看了看被告,问道:"你会说多少英文?"
- [英语阅读] 英语小笑话:I've Just Bitten My Tongue
“我们有毒吗?”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。“是的,亲爱的,”她回答说,“你问这个干什么?”“因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”Cause I've just bitten my tongue 因为我刚咬了自己的舌头。 句中 Cause 是 Becau
- [英语阅读] 英语小笑话:Fried chicken
In class the teacher showed pictures of various birds. Then he asked one of the students, "What kind of bird do you like best, Jack?"Jack thought a moment, then answered, "Fried chicken, sir."
- [英语阅读] 英语小笑话:Imitation 模仿
一个男孩放学回家时,觉得肚子痛。来,坐下,吃点点心,妈妈说,你肚子痛是因为肚子是空的。吃点东西就会好的。一会儿,男孩的爸爸下班回家了,说是头痛。
- [英语阅读] 英语小笑话:the woman who loves you most?
一天晚上我开着丈夫的车去购物,回来后发现车身沾满灰尘,于是擦洗了一阵。当我终于走进屋里时大声喊:“世界上最爱你的女人刚擦洗了你的车灯和挡风玻璃。”
- [英语阅读] 英语小笑话:I Have His Ear in My Pocket
"What happened?""A kid bit me," replied Ivan."Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother."I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
- [英语阅读] 英语小笑话:How to be like a gentleman
"Oh" said Dick. He thought about this for a few seconds. Then he took the cake to his sister and said to her,"Cut this cake in half, Catherine.".