英语笑话:第四元素 The Fourth Element
Teacher: What are the four element of nature? Student: Fire, air, earth, and and Teacher: And what? Just think it over, what do you wash your hands with? Student: Soap!
英语小笑话:The teacher cried 老师哭了
When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door. "Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? Did you cry?"
英语小笑话:Fried chicken
In class the teacher showed pictures of various birds. Then he asked one of the students, "What kind of bird do you like best, Jack?"Jack thought a moment, then answered, "Fried chicken, sir."
听歌学英语:摇篮曲
'cradle-song Cradle Song Go to sleep, now, dear love, neath roses above. Sweet blossoms white and red shall bloom by thy bed. When the dawn lights the skies, open wide thy dear eyes. When the da...'