进了灌木丛，也只是晕了一下而已。我正想着我应该没事的，就看着从天而降一个冰箱，跟着我就到了这儿……”[/cn] [en]Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible death.[/en] [cn]圣彼得不得不承认这家伙死的很惨，让他进了天堂。[/cn] [en]The third man came to the front of the line, and again the whole process was repeated. Peter explained that heaven was full and asked for his story.[/en] [cn]最后，终于轮到第三个男人了。圣彼得对他提出了相同的问题。[/cn] [en]"Picture this," says the third man, "I'm hiding naked inside a refrigerator..."[/en] [cn]这个男人说：“看吧，我裸着身子、藏在冰箱里……” [/cn]

第一次打电话叫TAXI...... 对方问where you from..... 我回答CHINA,还在奇一怪叫taxi还分国籍~ ?对方可能以为我在搞 笑,很郁闷的说 sorry, we can not do that（抱歉我们去不了）..... 我一听...火大...怎么有种族歧视啊.. 就问: why~? 对方楞了半天,挂了.....

[en]Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.[/en][cn]老师正在讲课,彼得打起瞌睡来了.[/cn] [en]Teacher: Peter!Tell us, what's the biggest in the world?[/en][cn]老师：彼得!你说说,世界上什么最大?[/cn] [en]Peter: Well, s.[/en][cn]彼得: 嗯……嗯……眼皮……[/cn] [en]Teacher: What?Eyelids?[/en][cn]老师：什么?眼皮?[/cn] [en]Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world.[/en][cn]彼得：是的,老师.因为我眼睛一闭,眼皮就把世界上所有的东西都遮住了.[/cn] 

[en]An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.[/en] [cn]一个男人找到一个巫婆，要求她解开一条困扰了自己40年的咒语。[/cn] [en]The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."[/en] [cn]巫婆说："或许我可以做的到，但你必须一字不落地告诉我下咒的时候说的那句咒语。"[/cn] [en]The old man says without hesitation - "I now pronounce you man and wife."[/en] [cn]男人毫不犹豫的答道：“‘我现在宣布你们成为夫妇。’”[/cn]  

[en]Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.[/en][cn]牙科医生：对不起，夫人，为给您的儿子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。[/cn] [en]Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.[/en][cn]母亲：二十五美元！可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀？ [/cn] [en]Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office. [/en][cn]牙科医生：是的。但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤，他都吓跑四位病人了。[/cn]

[en]"So you want another day off,”snorted the teacher to his student，Tom.[/en][cn]“这么说，你又要请一天假，”老师怒气冲冲地对他的学生汤姆说[/cn] [en]“I am anxious to hear what excuse you have this time. You have been off for your grandfather's funeral four times already.”[/en][cn]“我倒想知道你这次找什么借口。你已经请了四次假说去参加你爷爷的葬礼。”[/cn] [en]Tom replied，"Today my grandma is getting married again.”[/en][cn]汤姆回答说:“今天是我奶奶再次举行婚礼。”[/cn]

[en]Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?[/en][cn]妈妈：约翰尼，我今天早上在橱子里放了两块点心。现在就剩下一块了。你能解释一下吗?[/cn] [en]Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn’t notice the other.[/en][cn]约翰尼：嗯，我想是因为里面太黑我没看到另外那块。[/cn]

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[en]One day after school the teacher said to his students，“Tomorrow morning，if any one of you can answer my first question.I'll permit him or her to go home earlier.” [/en][cn]一天，放学以后，老师对他的学生们说：“明天上午，如果你们当中的任何一个同学能回答我的第一个问题，我就准许他或她最先回家。”[/cn] [en]The next day，when the teacher came