美国南卡罗来纳州州长马克·桑福德前一周失踪了,重新出现之后召开了记者招待会,说自己在过去一年和一名阿根廷女性有了婚外情。并说自己当初“太天真”。

"Gov. Mark Sanford disappeared...and it turned out he was in South America. And then it turned out he was down there because he was sleeping with a woman from Argentina. Once again, foreigners taking jobs that Americans won't do." --David Letterman
州长马克·桑福德不见了……后来大家发现他去了南美,然后大家又发现他去那里是因为他和一个阿根廷女人有染。外国人又一次做了美国人不会去做的工作。——大卫·莱特曼

"Gov. Sanford may have broken the law because he left the country without transferring power to his lieutenant governor. Yeah, apparently Sanford violated South Carolina's sacred bros before hoes law." --Conan O'Brien
桑福德州长可能已经触犯了法律因为他离开了国家而没有把权力移交给助理州长。是啊,很明显桑福德在触犯法律之前就触犯了南卡罗来纳的神圣兄弟。——柯南·奥布莱恩

"Today the governor of South Carolina, Mark Sanford, who's the head of the Republican Governors Association, held a press conference to reveal he had an affair with a woman from Argentina. People were shocked because Republicans traditionally don't do well with Hispanic women." --Conan O'Brien
今天南卡罗来纳州的州长、共和党州长联合会主席马克·桑福德,举行了一场记者招待会,承认他和一名阿根廷女性有婚外情。人们都很震惊因为共和党一直和说西班牙语的女人相处不来。——柯南·奥布莱恩

这里不知道有没有影射奥巴马提名的新大法官索尼娅·索托马约尔。索尼娅出身美属波多黎各,属于西班牙语裔。自从奥巴马提名以来,共和党人就一直在质疑她、揪她的小辫子。

"Good for her I say! Good for you! Finally! I never understood why these women had to stand by their douchebag at the press conference. He's like, 'Oh I did this I did that then I took off her dress and then we went to Hooters'...I think what the wives should do is just wear a t-shirt that says 'I'm with stupid.'" --Craig Ferguson, on Mark Sanford's wife not appearing at his press conference
要我说真有她的,真有你的!真是,我一直不懂为什么这些女人非得在记者招待会上站在混球的旁边。他就“我做了这个我做了那个然后我脱掉了她的衣服然后我们 去了猫头鹰……”我想这时候妻子们应该做的事情是穿一件T恤,上面写着“我和一个笨蛋在一起。”——克莱格·弗格森评论马克·桑福德的妻子没有出现在他的记者招待会上

"Did you hear about Mark Sanford, the governor of South Carolina? He mysteriously disappeared last week and nobody knew where he was. Today, Sanford admitted to having an affair in Argentina. I'm like, great, now we'reoutsourcing mistresses." --Craig Ferguson
你们听说南卡罗来纳州州长马克·桑福德了吗?他上周神秘失踪,没人知道他在哪。今天,桑福德承认和一名阿根廷女性有婚外情,我就想,太好了,我们已经在外包情妇了。——克莱格·弗格森

"The past couple of years there have been a whole bunch of scandals involving governors. You know things are bad when the most normal governor of the last decade was Jesse 'The Body' Ventura." --Craig Ferguson
过去的几年有太多关于州长的丑闻了,咱们都知道世道坏了,过去十年最正常的州长是杰西·文图拉。——克莱格·弗格森

杰西·文图拉是明尼苏达州的州长,他是美国前职业摔跤手。

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