I could just go out into the world, and my great skills and abilities would be immediately recognized. On the night before my fate was to be declared, my parents were hosting a dinner party for two of their friends.
Finally, a rest! What would my parents' friends care about majors? I could eat dinner in peace and take a break from being posed this question for a couple of hours. I was wrong. All they could talk about was majors. They both had to share their majors with me, and both had an opinion as to what I should be. All their advice didn't put me any closer to a major, though.