Would I be banned from a happy life if I couldn't figure this problem out?
Tomorrow was the last day to declare a major. The last day! Everyone else was happily moving forward in their lives, choosing topics of study and predicting futures. I still hadn't made my big breakthrough in making this all too significant decision. "Don't worry," my friends would say. "You can always major in business."
Business? Not me. I was an artist. I would rather die than major in business. In fact, I didn't even need college.