做梦梦到东西总是最美好的~ 有木有？！！There was a wife who told her husband, "last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat and a diamond ring." The husband put down his newspaper and said, "Fi

做梦梦到东西总是最美好的~ 有木有？！！There was a wife who told her husband, "last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat and a diamond ring." The husband put down his newspaper and said, "Fi

做梦梦到东西总是最美好的~ 有木有？！！There was a wife who told her husband, "last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat and a diamond ring." The husband put down his newspaper and said, "Fi...

做梦梦到东西总是最美好的~ 有木有？！！There was a wife who told her husband, "last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat and a diamond ring." The husband put down his newspaper and said, "Fi

邻里之间。。。求助搞错对象了耶？？！"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me." He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at le...

孩纸是无知的，求知的孩纸更是可爱的！听听求知的孩纸如何向母亲求知的吧！At a wedding, a little boy asked his mother, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?" She answered, "The bride wears white beca...

找工作啊找工作~~~找个间谍的工作是个什么样？Ten men applied for a job as an industrial spy. The interviewer gave each man a sealed envelope. They were ordered to deliver it to the fifth floor. On...

如果我是精神病医生的话，估计会泪奔吧~~o(_What's your problem? I think I'm a chicken. How long has this been going on? Ever since I was an egg!（精神病医师）你哪里不舒服？ （病人）我认为我...

圣诞节来临之前，你最需要最想做的是什么呢！！！It was the Christmas season and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What is your offense?" "I did my Christmas shopping early t

圣诞节来临之前，你最需要最想做的是什么呢！！！It was the Christmas season and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What is your offense?" "I did my Christmas shopping early t...