Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. (Joanne Woodward)

　　性感不久就会逐渐消失，美色也会随之枯谢，但嫁给一个能让你每天开怀大笑的男人，啊，这才真正是令人满意的结果。

　　There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. (James Holt McGavran)

　　有一种比电子银行还要快的转帐方式。它叫做婚姻。 [译者注：结婚离婚都可]

　　I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.(Patrick Murray)

　　我在两个老婆身上的运气都很差。前面的那个扔下了我。现在的这个我扔不掉。

　　A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.(Milton Berle)

　　一个好妻子总会在她错了的时候原谅她的丈夫。

　　Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.(Socrates)

　　婚姻是这样一所学校：男人会失去学士学位/单身汉的地位，而女人会获得硕士学位/征服者的地位。[译者注：双关语]

　　Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means. (Henry Youngman)

　　晚上你回到家里，有一个女人会给你一眼爱情，一手温情，一怀柔情。你知道这意味着什么吗?这意味着你走错房子了，就是这个意思。

　　Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. (Nash)

　　保持婚姻幸福的两大秘密是： 1. 一旦错了，立刻承认;2. 一旦对了，立刻闭嘴。

　　Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.(Anonymous)

　　婚姻是唯一的和敌人同床共眠的战争。