Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men. (Oscar Wilde)

  如今,所有的已婚男人过得像一个单身汉,而所有的单身汉过得像已婚男人。

  A man who marries a woman to educate her falls victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him. (Elbert Hubbard)

  一个娶了女人想教育她的男人,和一个嫁给男人想改造他的女人都沦为同一个谬误的牺牲品。

  I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. (Sam Kinison)

  我可不担心什么恐怖主义,我都结婚两年了。

  After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. (Hemant Joshi)

  结婚之后,老公和老婆就成为一枚硬币的两面;他们就是没法面对自己的另一半,却仍然待在一起。

     By all means marry, if you get a good wife, you'll be happy, if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. (Socrates)

  不管怎么说还是结婚吧,娶到好老婆,你会幸福;娶到坏女人,你将会成为哲学家。

  Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use two people remembering the same thing. (Duane Dewel)

  任何已婚男人都应该忘记自己犯下的错误——没必要两个人都记得同一件事情吧。