Marriage isn't a word…… it's a sentence.　(King Vidor)

婚姻不是一个词语... ...它是一个判决(句子)。[译者注：双关语]

Marriage requires a man to purchase 4 types of "Ring" - engagement ring, wedding ring, suffe-ring and endu-ring.

婚姻需要男人购买4种“ring”(戒指) ——订婚ring，结婚ring， suffe-ring (苦难)和endu-ring(忍耐)

Marriage life is full of excitement and frustration. In the first year, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. And in the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

婚姻生活充满了兴奋和沮丧。第一年，男人说话女人在听，第二年，女人说话男人在听，第三年，两人同时说话，邻居们在听。

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

爱情是一场长长甜甜的梦，婚姻就是闹钟。

They say that when a man holds a woman's hand and before marriage. It is love. After marriage is self-defense.

他们说：在婚前，男人紧握女人的手，那是爱;如果是婚后，那是自卫。

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

当新婚男人看上去很幸福，我们知道是为什么。但结婚十年的男人看上去很幸福，我们想知道是为什么。