"This Wednesday, April 15th, taxes are due, but people who work for President Obama are busy doing their taxes for 1998, '99, 2000." --Jay Leno
“这个星期三，4月15日，是交税的日子，但是为奥巴马总统工作的人都在忙着做他们98年、99年和2000年的税。”——杰·雷诺

"Some Americans did a very dumb thing today. They had tea party protests. They've been mailing tea bags to Congress to I guess express their dissatisfaction with taxes and government spending because nothing shakes a politician up like a complimentary bag of tea. 'Hey if you don't straighten up next year, crumpets, buddy.'" --Jimmy Kimmel
“一些美国人今天做了一件非常愚蠢的事情。他们举行了“茶党”抗议，一直在往国会寄茶包，我猜他们是想表达他们对税收和政府开支的不满，因为没有什么能比一个赠送的茶包更能动摇一个政客了：‘嘿，伙计，要是你们明年再不改，我们就寄煎饼。’”——吉米·卡莫

"And a lot of protests today. Thousands of people had these tea parties, during which they protested higher taxes. But here in LA, it was called the Green Herbal Double Decaf Tea Party." --Jay Leno
“今天有很多起抗议。数千人都召集了各自的茶党来抗议高税收。但是在洛杉矶这里，茶党被叫做双份浓缩绿茶党。”——杰·雷诺

"This is like the Boston tea party for people that decided, let's say, I don't know, two and a half months ago, that they didn't want to pay taxes anymore. The tea part is just a metaphor [on screen: a Fox News reporter pointing to boxes at one of the tea parties containing a million tea bags]. Let me get this straight. To protest wasteful spending, you bought a million tea bags. Are you protesting taxes or irony?" --Jon Stewart, on the tea party protests (Watch video clip)
“对于那些早在……我不知道，也许两个半月前就决定的人们来说，这就像当年的波士顿茶党不想再交税一样。茶包这个部分只是一个暗喻。【屏幕上，福克斯新闻的一个记者指出，一处茶党抗议需要一百万个茶包。】咱们直说了吧，你们要抗议浪费性开支，然后你们买了一百万个茶包。你们是想抗议税收啊还是在玩黑色幽默啊？”——乔·斯图尔特

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