Website called offers a hilarious pinboard for staff to expose the silliest answers they've ever seen.

hilarious: 欢闹的;非常滑稽的;喜不自禁的

Teachers from the US and UK are posting the best real exam answers from the pupils they teach on the website www..

The students may have got an E in their tests but they've been creating chortles on the internet since the site was created.

chortles: 哈哈大笑;开心地笑

Many of the answers range from the disturbing to the crude and the naive to the ridiculous. There are hundreds to choose from. Some of the funniest are in a slideshow above.

Funny and rude drawings, intentional or not, feature regularly on the site, as do lines directed to teacher, such as "I know I'm going to fail this" or a drawing of a snoring pupil.

Some of the examples are from detention slips or appraisal forms. One boy in particular received a punishment slip for dressing up as Superman.

appraisal form:成绩报告

Another pupil gives the meaning of a hermaphodite as "Lady Gaga".

Often the students will draw animals such as bears or walruses in a bid to distract from being unable to answer the question.

walrus: 海象

Readers can judge and rate which answer they find funniest. An impressive but slightly disturbing cartoon strip about abstinence is the most popular example at the time of writing.

abstinence: 节制;禁欲

The teacher marks the piece with the comment "I've arranged a meeting with your guidance counsellor".

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