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背景：看看这回sheldon又有了什么奇怪点子！

-Sheldon: you know, I've been thinking about ______1_____ again.
-Leonard：Why, did you hit a roadblock with invisibility?
-Sheldon: ___________2__________. Anyway, it occurs to me if I ever did perfect a time machine, I would just go into the past and give it to myself, thus eliminating the need for me to invent it _______3_______.
-Leonard：Interesting.
-Sheldon: Yeah, it really takes the pressure off.
-Leonard：Sounds like a ____4____. Should I call science magazine and tell them to hold the cover?
-Sheldon: It's time travel, Leonard; I will have already done that.
-Leonard：Then I guess congratulations are in order.
-Sheldon: No, congratulations will have been in order. You know, I am not going to enjoy this party.
-Leonard：I know, ________5_______.
-Sheldon: The last department party, professor Finkleday cornered me and talked about spelunking for 45 minutes.
-Leonard：Yes, I was there.
-Sheldon: You know what's interesting about caves, Leonard?
-Leonard：What?
-Sheldon: Nothing.
-Leonard：Well, then we'll avoid Finkleday, we'll meet the new department head, congratulate him, shake his hand and go.
-Sheldon: How's this? Pleased to meet you, Dr. Gablehauser. "How fortunate for you that the university's chosen to hire you," despite the fact "that you've done no ___6___ research in 25 years, "and instead have written a series of popular books “that reduce the great concepts of science to a series of anecdotes, "each one dumb down to accommodate the duration of an average bowel movement." Mahalo.
-Leonard：Mahalo is a nice touch.
-Sheldon: You know there only eight consonants in the Hawaiian language?
-Leonard：Interesting. __________7__________.
time travel Put it on the back burner in the first place breakthrough I'm familiar with you original You should lead with that
-Sheldon: 我最近又开始想时间旅行了。 -Leonard：为什么，你撞上看不见的障碍物了?（roadblock：障碍物；invisibility：看不见的东西） -Sheldon: 先不说那个了。无论如何，我忽然有个想法，如果我发明了时光机，我要回到过去把它给原来的我。这样之前的我就不用发明它了。（on the back burner：停止，拖延；eliminate：消除，排除;in the first place ：从一开始） -Leonard：有意思。 -Sheldon: 是啊，这让我减压不少。 -Leonard：听起来像是个大突破。要我打电话给科学杂志让他们留下头版的位置给你吗?（breakthrough：突破点） -Sheldon: 这可是时间旅行，Leonard。过去的我已经做过了。 -Leonard：那我想这是应该祝贺你啦。（in order：合乎程序的） -Sheldon: 不，过去的你已经祝贺过我了。你知道，我在派对上肯定不会开心的。 -Leonard：我知道，我很了解你。 -Sheldon: 上次系里的派对，Finkleday教授抓着我谈了45分钟的窑洞探险。（department：院系；cornered：逼致绝路；spelunking：洞穴探查） -Leonard：我知道，我也在场。 -Sheldon: 你知道窑洞有什么好玩的吗，Leonard? -Leonard： 啥? -Sheldon: 什么也没有。（一语双关，同时指洞窟里没有东西和洞窟一点儿也不好玩） -Leonard：那我们躲开他，我们就去见见新的系主任。恭喜他，和他握握手就走。（department head：系主任） -Sheldon: 你觉得这样如何? 见到你很高兴，Gablehauser博士。我们大学聘请了你，你该觉得多幸运啊，尽管你25年来没做出什么原创研究，而是写了一系列畅销书，将科学这一伟大的概念降格为奇闻轶事，而且每一本都是厕所读物，Mahalo. （anecdotes：趣闻，轶事；dumb：愚蠢的；accommodate：容纳；duration：持续期间；bowel movement：大便；Mahalo：夏威夷语的谢谢） -Leonard：Mahalo是不错的修饰。（touch：修饰，润色） -Sheldon: 你知道夏威夷语里只有8个辅音吗?（consonant：辅音） -Leonard：真有意思，你就这么做开场白吧。 （解析翻译提供：脏乖）