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背景：第二季了！！！哈哈~看Penny和Leonard谈恋爱~

-Raj: He's coming-- screensaver!
-Howard: Oh, hey, Leonard. How was your date?
-Leonard: _______1________. Sheldon, how could you just sit there Sheldon and let them spy on me?
-Sheldon: They were clever, Leonard. They exploited my complete lack of interest in what you were doing.
-Howard: You should thank us. When future generations try to determine why your relationship with Penny crashed and burned this right here is the ________2_______.
-Leonard: What are you talking about? The date went fine.
-Raj: Dude, she said she wants to slow things down.
-Leonard: Okay, so she said she wants to slow things down. It's like saying, "I'm really enjoying this meal. I'm going to slow down and savor it."
-Howard: No, it's like, "This fish tastes bad, so I'm gonna slow down and spit it out."
-Raj: You being the fish.
-Leonard: I'm not the fish.
-Howard: Oh, really? Did you make a second date?
-Leonard: Well, no, we sort of decided to ___3___ it.
-Sheldon: Oh, even I know that's ___4___.
-Leonard: Okay, all right, let's assume your hypothesis. We went to dinner, we talked, we laughed, we kissed. Where could I have possibly gone wrong?
-Howard: Think back, Leonard. The littlest things can set women off. Like, "Hey, the waitress is hot. I bet we could get her to come home with us." Or, "How much does your mom weigh? I want to know what I'm getting into."
-Leonard: I didn't say anything like that.
-Howard: Good, 'cause they don't work.
-Raj: They also don't care for it. If you stare at them and hyperventilate. ___________________5_________________.
-Leonard: Look, everything went fine. I didn't even have to refer to my impromptu conversation starters. That woman across the hall is into me.
-Howard: Let's go to the tape. Look at her reaction to the good night kiss. No change in respiration, pupils un-dilated, no flushing of the chest.
-Raj: Nice close-up, by the way.
-Sheldon: Interesting. Her jaws are clenched, no tongue access. Clearly a bad sign amongst mating humans.
-Leonard: That's not a bad sign.
-Sheldon: Please, you might as well have been two iguanas with no dewlap ___6___.
-Raj: And the worst sign of all is you're here and not there.
-Leonard: I'm not there. Because I'm taking things slow, which, by the way, compared to you guys, approaches ___7___ speed. And take down that camera.
-Raj: He was a lot more fun when he had no hope.
-Howard: Give him time.
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