生活大爆炸:SO1EO11 流感杀杀杀
来源：沪江听写酷
2011-11-06 22:24
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小提示: 听听宅男们的囧言囧语，填写对话缺失的部分, 不用带数字序号。注意句子开头要大写哦
<注意这里>若页面过长造成听写不便，在听写框的右上角点击“弹出答题纸”即可。
如果喜欢TBBT，欢迎把这段欢乐故事推荐给你的好友哦！~\(≧▽≦)/~
背景：宅男们玩3D国际象棋之时，Penny旅行回来，却不料遭到了Sheldon的排挤，为啥为啥~
-Penny: Hey, guys, did you get my mail?
-Leonard: Yeah, right here. How was Nebraska？
-Penny: Well, better than north Dakota. I guess that job is only funny in Nebraska.
-Sheldon: From the data at hand, you really can’t __________1_________. All you can say with absolute certainty is that joke is not funny here.
-Penny: Boys, it’s good to be back.
-Leonard: How’s your family
-Penny: It was the worst trip. Everyone got sick over the weekend.
-Leonard: Sick？
-Sheldon: Here we go. What kind of sick?
-Penny: The flu, I guess.
-Sheldon: I don’t need you to guess. I need you to know. Now, when did the ___2___ first appear?
-Penny: Maybe Friday.
-Sheldon: Friday. Was that morning or afternoon?
-Penny: I…I don’t…
-Sheldon: Think, woman, who blew their nose and when?
-Leonard: Sheldon, relax. She doesn’t have any symptoms. I’m sure she’s not contagious.
-Sheldon: Oh, please. If influenza was only contagious after symptoms appear, it would have _____3_____ thousand of years ago. Somewhere between tool using and cave painting, Homo habits would here figured out how to kill the guy with the ________4_______.
-Leonard: Penny, you’ll have to excuse Sheldon. He’s a bit of a germaphobe.
-Penny: It’s okay. I understand.
-Sheldon: _____________________5____________________.
-Leonard: You’d better go before he starts ____6___ you with Iysol.
-Penny: Okay, well, thank you for getting my mail.
-Leonard: No problem. Welcome home.
-Sheldon: What?
小提示: 听听宅男们的囧言囧语，填写对话缺失的部分, 不用带数字序号。注意句子开头要大写哦
<注意这里>若页面过长造成听写不便，在听写框的右上角点击“弹出答题纸”即可。
如果喜欢TBBT，欢迎把这段欢乐故事推荐给你的好友哦！~\(≧▽≦)/~
背景：宅男们玩3D国际象棋之时，Penny旅行回来，却不料遭到了Sheldon的排挤，为啥为啥~
-Penny: Hey, guys, did you get my mail?
-Leonard: Yeah, right here. How was Nebraska？
-Penny: Well, better than north Dakota. I guess that job is only funny in Nebraska.
-Sheldon: From the data at hand, you really can’t __________1_________. All you can say with absolute certainty is that joke is not funny here.
-Penny: Boys, it’s good to be back.
-Leonard: How’s your family
-Penny: It was the worst trip. Everyone got sick over the weekend.
-Leonard: Sick？
-Sheldon: Here we go. What kind of sick?
-Penny: The flu, I guess.
-Sheldon: I don’t need you to guess. I need you to know. Now, when did the ___2___ first appear?
-Penny: Maybe Friday.
-Sheldon: Friday. Was that morning or afternoon?
-Penny: I…I don’t…
-Sheldon: Think, woman, who blew their nose and when?
-Leonard: Sheldon, relax. She doesn’t have any symptoms. I’m sure she’s not contagious.
-Sheldon: Oh, please. If influenza was only contagious after symptoms appear, it would have _____3_____ thousand of years ago. Somewhere between tool using and cave painting, Homo habits would here figured out how to kill the guy with the ________4_______.
-Leonard: Penny, you’ll have to excuse Sheldon. He’s a bit of a germaphobe.
-Penny: It’s okay. I understand.
-Sheldon: _____________________5____________________.
-Leonard: You’d better go before he starts ____6___ you with Iysol.
-Penny: Okay, well, thank you for getting my mail.
-Leonard: No problem. Welcome home.
-Sheldon: What?
draw that conclusion
symptoms
died out
rummy nose
Thanks for your consideration, now please leave
spraying
-Penny: 伙计们好，拿了我的信件了么？
-Leonard: 是，在这。 内布拉斯加那边怎么样？
-Penny: 比北达科他州强。 我猜这笑话只有在内布拉斯加州才好笑。
-Sheldon: 就目前的数据来说，你还不能得出这结论。你所能唯一确定的是这笑话在这儿不好笑。
-Penny: 兄弟们，回来真好。
-Leonard: 你家人怎么样?
-Penny: 这趟旅行简直不能再糟了。一个周末下来家里人全病了。
-Leonard: 病了？
-Sheldon: 又来了。什么病？
-Penny:我猜，就是流感吧。
-Sheldon: 我不是要你猜，我要你确定。第一次出现症状是在什么时候？
-Penny: 大概是周五。
-Sheldon: 周五，上午还是下午？
-Penny: 我…我不…
-Sheldon: 小姐，好好想想，是谁？在什么时候擦过鼻子？
-Leonard: 没事的，Sheldon。她没有任何症状，我确定她不会传染。(contagious：传染性的)
-Sheldon: 拜托。 如果流感只是在症状出现后才会感染，那它早该在几千年前就消失了。在开始使用石器工具和创作洞穴壁画的年代,能人们肯定会想方设法干掉流着鼻涕的家伙的。（homo ：人；rummy：危险的）
-Leonard: Penny，你要原谅Sheldon，他有点病理恐惧。
-Penny: 没关系，我能理解。
-Sheldon:谢谢你的体谅，现在请你离开。
-Leonard: 你最好趁他还没拿出消毒水对着你喷之前，赶紧闪。
-Penny: 好的，谢谢你替我拿信件。
-Leonard: 小意思，欢迎回家。
-Sheldon: 怎么了？
（翻译解析提供：脏乖）
