很多英语国家在漫长的历史中，广泛流传着很多经典的幽默小笑话。今天，小编为大家准备了两则经典的英语笑话，给大家来分享一下，希望大家开心一笑，一起来看看吧！   一、 [cn] The warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates because every weekend on Visitor’s Day, most of the prisoners had family members and friends coming, but poor George always sat alone in his cell. So one Visitor’s Day, the warden called George to his office and said, "I notice you’ve never had any visitors, George." Sympathetic, he put his hand on George’s shoulder. "Tell me, don’t you have any friends or family?" George replied, "Oh, sure I do, Warden. It’s just that they’re all in here!" [/cn] [en] 典狱长对狱中一位囚犯深感同情，因为每逢周末的探访日，大多数囚犯都有家人或朋友来访，但是可怜的乔治总是孤伶伶地坐在自己的囚室中。 因此在一个探访日，典狱长把乔治叫到办公室说：“乔治，我注意到从来没有人来探望过你。”他满怀同情地把手放在乔治的肩膀上：“告诉我，你没有任何朋友或家人吗？” 乔治回答：“喔！当然有，典狱长，只不过他们全都在这里面！” [/en]   二、 [cn] Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch? Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse. [/cn] [en] 警察：有人抢你的手表时，你为什么不呼救呢？ 男子：要是我张口的话，他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那就更英语国家在漫长的历史中，广泛流传着很多经典的幽默小笑话。今天，小编为大家准备了两则经典的英语糟了。 [/en]   怎么样，看完了这篇文章，同学们有没有开怀一笑呢？喜欢就赶快收藏起来吧~

笑话就是为你枯燥的生活润色，在沪江看笑话，不仅可以娱乐而且可以学到英语，真的是一箭双雕的事情。下面是编者为你推荐的一个关于妈妈如何哄小孩子的笑话。

大家都知道，吸烟有害健康，很多人都受不了烟味，并且喉咙和眼睛会出现疼痛。今天带来的这篇双语故事也是关于吸烟的，看看主人公是怎样应对的呢？

第9课：幽默的 - 6 【迷你小对话】 A: The new president is a funny guy. He knows how to [w]tickle[/w] our funny bones. B: It is a real [w]credit[/w] to his sense of humor that he could knock them in the [w]aisles[/w] but still have time to raise serious issues. A: 新总裁真是个有趣的人啊，他知道如何逗大家开心。 B: 他能让人一边笑翻了，还一边提出严肃的问题来，这都归功于他的幽默感。 【语言点精讲】 tickle one’s funny bone: 用来形容很逗笑的人或事。tickle，胳肢，使人发痒、高兴。funny bone，肘的尺骨端。这是一个只用于很随便、非正式对话中的短语，常幽默的 - 6 【迷你小用来形容书、电影或人很逗笑，喜感十足。 credit: 荣誉，值得赞颂的事。 sense of humor: 幽默感。 knock sb. in the aisles: aisles指的是过道。这是一个用来形容某人知道如何逗听众笑的褒义的短语。sb.通常用us或them. raise a issue: 提出一个问题。  

Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, You know, since summer started I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft（阁楼） and attic at church. I’ve tried everything----noise, spray, cats----nothing seems to scare them away. Another said, Yes, me too. I’ve got hundreds living in my belfry（钟楼） and in the attic. I’ve been had the place fumigated（熏制） , and they still won’t go away. The third said, I baptized（洗礼） all mine, and made them members of the church...haven’t seen one back since! 三个南部的牧师在一家小餐馆里吃午饭。其中的一个说道：“你们知道吗，自从夏天来临，我的教堂的阁楼和顶楼就被蝙蝠骚扰，我用尽了一切办法----噪音、喷雾、猫----似乎什么都不能把它们赶走。” 另外一位说：“是啊，我也是。在我的钟楼和阁楼也有好几百只。我曾经请人把整个地方用烟熏消毒一遍，它们还是赶不走。” 第三个牧师说：“我为我那里的所有蝙蝠洗礼，让它们成为教会的一员......从此一只也没有再回来过。”

A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" Little Johnny then stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!" 一个老师在对学生们讲心理学，“谁认为自己蠢就站起来？”她一开始就说。 小约翰尼站了起来。 “你认为你很蠢吗，小约翰尼？”老师问。 “不是的，老师，我只是不喜欢看你一个人站着。” 

第9课：幽默的 - 4 【迷你小对话】 A: That guy is too funny for words. What a [w]crack[/w]-up! B: He was [w]definitely[/w] [w]hilarious[/w]. He certainly knows how to [w]tickle[/w] my funny bone. A: Yes, I was screaming with laughter by the end. A: 真是无法用言语来形容那家伙又多幽默，他真是个逗趣的人！ B: 他很搞笑，很知道怎么逗我开心。 A: 是啊，到最后我被他逗得捧腹大笑。 【语言点精讲】 too … for words: 太……以至于找不到合适的词来形容自己的感觉。 crack-up: 逗笑的人；令人捧腹的东西。 tickle one’s funny bone: 用来形容很逗笑的人或事。tickle，胳肢，使人发痒、高兴。funny bone，肘的尺骨端。这是一个只用于很随便、非正式对话中的短语，常用来形容书、电影或人很逗笑，喜感十足。 scream with laughter: 指笑得非常厉害，形容某人或某事非常逗乐。口语中常省略with laughter，而只用scream来表示同样的含义。  

朋友们培养英语学习兴趣的一个开端，而今天我们讲的英语故事是与证明材料有关的，故事情节非常有趣，不信一起来读读。 [en] A woman came into our bank to get a check cashed,but she didn't have an account with us.  [/en] [cn]一位妇女来到我们银行想兑换一张支票，但她在我们这儿没建立帐户。[/cn] [en]When I asked her for some identification, she showed me several charge cards,her Social Security card and a library card. [/en] [cn]当我问她要证明材料时，她把社会保险卡、图书卡拿英语故事是很多小朋友们培养英语学习兴趣的一个开端，而今天我们讲的英语故事是与证明材料有关的，故事给我看。[/cn] [en]I told her we needed a driver's license，but she didri t have one.[/en] [cn]我告诉她我们要看她的驾驶证，她说她没有。[/cn] [en] "Don't you have something with your picture on it?"I asked.[/en] [cn]“难道你就没带照片的东西吗？”[/cn] [en]"Oh, sure,"she

博士学位的Hone小姐说：‘鉴于幽默需要高水平的语言能力，女人把幽默作品看做是男人是个充满智慧的追求者的标志。’[/cn] [en]However, she said that funny women shouldn't despair. There is also hope for bachelors who never remember punch lines.[/en][cn]然而，她说，有趣的女人不应该绝望。还有希望，还是有很多单身汉不会妙语连珠的。[/cn] [en]This is because her results were based on averages – and not everyone will have the same taste. [/en][cn]这是因为她的结果是基于平均值的，并且不是每个人的品位都是相同的。[/cn]