You stole the punch line!
punch line 妙语，关键句
通常是指笑话什么的最后一句最关键的妙语，会产生比较震惊效果的那种。

I don't care about the food or the booze at this party, but I want one heck of a band. And I want to boogie with Carole at this wedding.  
booze  【俚语】酒
boogie 跳舞，随着音乐摆动身体

Long story short - you're having a Glee wedding.  
Long story short 长话短说

Today is a red-letter day.  
red-letter day 具有标志性意义的一天
日历上通常大的节假日都会用红字标出来吧？于是就是红字日了。也叫做scarlet day。

Sue,you're the bee's knees.  
bee's knees 人中极品
为啥是蜜蜂的膝盖？因为沾上的都是花粉精华咯。

Booyah. Not to worry,ladies.
booyah 表示喜悦的感叹词

I'm over the moon. Or maybe I'm a little high off this adhesive, but I want to scream from the highest mountain,
over the moon 喜出望外
就感觉是一蹦跳到月亮上去了。

Being on top means you don't have to take crap from anybody.  
take crap 听别人的废话，忍受别人做的蠢事
是take shit的斯文版……也斯文不到哪里去……

If you accept, this ring will symbolize my promise to you to be true, to never pressure you to do anything more than kiss, to listen to your problems, to tell you when you have food in your teeth or eye gunk, to come over to your house whenever you need something super heavy moved around. I promise to make you feel proud when you point down the hall and say, "That dude's my boyfriend." And I promise to do all of those things without ever trying to sound like Matthew McConaughey. I really care about you,Quinn. And I want us to be together.
纯觉得这段告白真是太sweet了！Sam你这孩子是有多健康啊……

High school is a dry run for the rest of your life.
dry run 演戏，排练，试运营
什么试飞、使用版都能用这个。

- I'm sorry. I thought that was your name. As an apology, I'll allow you to choose from the following nicknames Gelfling,Porcelain, and Tickle-Me-Doughface.  
- I guess I'll go with Porcelain.  
- Damn. Totally wanted Tickle-Me-Doughface.  
Sue老师你又欺负人家Kurt小朋友~~LOL

You are out of your depth.
out of depth 某人应付不了的状况
其实是说水深过高不能应付，引申成为不能应付的状况咯。

Takes all kinds.  
It takes all kinds 林子大了什么鸟都有/大千世间无奇不有
完整句是It takes all kinds to make a world.直译是世界上什么人都有。

we've been hot on the trail of Eva Braun's great-nephew Chad.  
hot on the trail 穷追不舍

He's been under our noses this whole time.  
under one's noses 在眼皮底下
老外说的是在鼻子底下哦。

Stop picking on Kurt.
pick on sb. 找某人的碴儿


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