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太太当家

Are you a happy married man?

Yes,I am. My wife and I understand each other.

You're a lucky man. How about Mr.Smith?

I don't know. But they say that Mrs.Smith wears the pants in the house.

You mean she bosses her husband around?

That's right. She is pretty but she wants to controll everything in his life.

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丈夫不忠

A Disloyal Husband

Husband:The Blacks got divorced.

Wife: Really? Why?

Husband: Mr. Black has been getting a little on the side.

Wife: Really? I’m surprised. He doesn’t look like a guy who’d ever cheat on his wife, does he?

Husband: No, he doesn’t.Anyway, his wife found out that he has been two-timing for a long time.

Wife: Well, I am really surprised. By the way, have you done anything behind my back?

Husband: No. The only thing I’ve ever done behind your back is zipping you up.

Wife: I like that joke. But I hope it is true.