- [英语阅读] 英语笑话:A Girl's Wish 小女孩的愿望
在观看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上,幼儿园老师问学生的观后感。班上最小的女孩说,她希望舞蹈演员可以长得更高一点儿,那么他们就不用整天踮着脚尖了。
- [英语阅读] 英语笑话:what do I get 我能得到什么
Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?Tommy: Quarters.Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?汤米:汉堡。
- [英语阅读] 英语笑话:I Need Your Football
乔冶敲着他朋友家的门。当朋友的妈妈来应门时,他问:“阿尔伯特可以出来玩吗?”“不行,”那位妈妈说,“天气太冷了。”"Well, then, " said George, "Can his football come out to play ?"
- [英语阅读] 英语笑话:If I am a Manager 如果我是一个经理
All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.I am waiting for my secretary, was the boy’s answer.
- [英语阅读] 英语笑话:Mushroom and Toadstool 蘑菇与毒蕈
Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool(毒菌) ?Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.
- [英语阅读] 英语笑话:Like father, like son 有其父必有其子
儿子:爸爸,“有其父必有其子”是什么意思呀?父亲:狗崽子,你在学校又干什么见不得人的事啦?Son: Papa, what's the meaning of " Like father, like son"?
- [英语阅读] 英语笑话:I Caught Every Step 我一级也没漏
Mr. Brown was reading his evening paper when there came a tremendous banging down the stairs. He jumped up, ran to the hall, and discovered his schoolboy son sprawled on the floor.
- [英语阅读] 英语笑话:Who Was That Man那男子是谁
三周后,他在机场见到他们。那位男子在检查行李时,这位旅行经纪人问那女子旅行情况。“游船上的食物很好,”她说,“而且飞越科罗拉多大峡谷实在刺激。不过我确实想问一个问题,那每天晚上我都必须和他睡在一
- [英语阅读] 英语笑话:Who Is the Laziest 谁最懒
Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?
- [英语阅读] 英语笑话:谁的爸爸更强壮
维尔和比尔在争吵,谁的爸爸是更强壮的一个。维尔说:“你知道太平洋吗? 那个坑是我爸爸挖的。”比尔不屑地说:“那没什么。你知道死海吗? 那是我爸爸打死的。”