No.6 - She shows up in places unexpectedly.

排名第六：出现在不该她出现的地方

There are times when you just want to hang with friends or even just be alone. She doesn’t care about either. She shows up at the bar as if she were the guest of honor and knocks on your door before calling to see if you're home. She appears at work, at the gym and at the bookstore!

有的时候我们只想和朋友在一起、或是自己一个人待一会儿。而我的女友根本在乎我的感受。她会假装偶遇、出现在我去的酒吧；或是不打电话就跑来我加。甚至公司、健身房、书店！她简直无所不在！

沪江小编：空间啊空间……

No.5 - She made a key to your house without asking

排名第五：私自配了我家的钥匙

A brutal week at work has you dreaming of a night full of cold beers and hours of Xbox until your fingers cramp. You get home to find your partner sitting on the couch, waiting to go out. Not only is your weekend shot, but you can't figure out how the hell she got into your place. She made her own key. How she did it isn’t important right now because you should be much more concerned with why she did it and what you’re going to have to say to get it back.

“一周残酷的工作终于结束，我想着可以周末回家好好喝啤酒、玩Xbox，可一回家，我的女友却坐在沙发上、等着和我出门约会！”原来她私自去配了我家钥匙，这时我已经不关心她怎么做到的，我只想她赶快把钥匙还给我！

沪江小编：空间啊……还是空间……

No.4 - She stops taking birth control without telling you.

排名第四：她没告诉我就不用避孕措施了！

You ditched the love glove weeks ago because she is on the pill. At least you think she is on the pill. You haven’t see her take it, she hasn’t had to stop at the pharmacy for a refill and, now that you think about it, you can’t recall the last time she had a monthly visit from “Aunt Flo.”

印象里，似乎我的女友在吃避孕药……也似乎没有……至少很久都没见她去药店买药了。天哪！她怀孕了！

沪江小编：生小孩可是两个人的大事！完全秘密策划进行不仅是对你们的关系不负责、更是对孩子的不负责！