You know you`re in love when you don`t want to fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams- Dr. Seuss

当你终于因为现实比梦境更美而无法入睡时，你恋爱了——苏斯博士

When you fall in love, it is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake, and then it subsides. And when it subsides, you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots are become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part- Captain Corelli`s Mandolin

恋爱是一种暂时的疯狂。它像地震一样爆发，然后又平息。而当它平息时，你得做出一个判断。你得弄清楚你同他是否已经盘根错节地成为一体，以至无法分开。——《柯莱利上尉的曼陀林》

Marriage is Love, Love is blind, therefore, Marriage is an institution for the Blind （Anonymous）

婚姻是因为爱情，爱情是盲目的。所以，婚姻是为瞎子所设的会所。 

First Guy （proudly）: "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." （Anonymous）

一个男人骄傲地说：”我老婆是天使“。另一个男人羡慕地说：“你真走运，我的那个还活着。” 

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. （Henry Youngman）

有人问我和我老婆婚姻长久的秘诀：我们俩口子很会享受生活，每周两次去餐厅吃饭。烛光、晚餐、轻音乐、跳舞。她周二去一次，我周五去一次。 

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. （Rodney Dangerfield）

我和我老婆幸福地生活了20年。然后…我们就相遇了。 

Marriage isn't a word…… it's a sentence.　（King Vidor）

婚姻不是一个词语… …它是一个判决（句子）。