Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use two people remembering the same thing. (Duane Dewel)
任何已婚男人都应该忘记自己犯下的错误——没必要两个人都记得同一件事情吧。 

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. (Joanne Woodward)
性感不久就会逐渐消失,美色也会随之枯谢,但嫁给一个能让你每天开怀大笑的男人,啊,这才真正是令人满意的结果。 

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. (James Holt McGavran)
有一种比电子银行还要快的转帐方式。它叫做婚姻。 

By all means marry, if you get a good wife, you'll be happy, if you get a bad one, you'll benete a philosopher. (Socrates)
不管怎么说还是结婚吧,娶到好老婆,你会幸福;娶到坏女人,你将会成为哲学家。

 It is not unnetmon for slight acquaintances to get married, but a couple really have to know each other to get divorced. 

这并非罕见:稍微相识一些就可能结婚,但夫妇还真得互相了解才会离婚。 

To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties. (Arthur Schopenhauer)
结婚就是将你的权利减半,将你的职责加倍。 

Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing. (Goethe)
爱情是理想的事情,婚姻是现实的事情。 

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. (Don Fraser)
一个幸福的家庭是这样的:双方都认为对方有可能是对的,尽管双方都不相信对方是对的。

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, and always with the same person. (Mignon McLaughlin)
一个成功的婚姻需要恋爱很多次,而且始终是与同一个人恋爱。 

A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse. (Helen Rowland) 
光棍汉必须得绞尽脑汁才能和女人做爱,已婚男只需想出一个借口。