91. Swap the regular and decaf coffee
对换普通咖啡和脱咖啡因(无糖)咖啡

92. Hide the sugar and creamer
把咖啡里加的糖和奶藏起来

93. Type emails in uppercase and excessive punctuation
用大写字母写email,并且用n多标点

94. Refer to your garbage can as your in-box
称你的垃圾桶为收件箱

95. Stick pencils to the ceiling in other people’s offices
在别人办公室天花板上戳(粘)铅笔

96. Throw a bouncy ball in your office
在办公室里扔弹力球

97. Tell the same story over and over
一个故事翻来覆去的讲

98. Imitate regular sounds like a disc drive opening, door slamming or a mouse click
模仿诸如打开光驱,关门,或者点击鼠标的声音

99. Talk to your monitor as if it was a person
把你的显示器当成人一样对其讲话

100. Schedule meetings at 4:00pm
把会议的时间定在下午4点

101. Talk loudly with your earphones on when someone comes to talk to you
有人过来和你交谈的时候,戴着耳机大声说话。

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