奇葩商品盘点

There is one fact of life we should all face at some point. That truth is that we aren’t going to understand everything in life. There are just going to be mysteries we won’t be able to puzzle out.
有时候，在生活中，我们不得不承认一个现实，那就是：我们无法理解所有的事情。有些事就是个谜一样的存在，让我们无法理解。

Case in point: it’s impossible to understand why any of the products actually exist. Some are funny and others are just plain confusing, but you can buy all of them online. It’s honestly hard to understand why anyone would buy any of these products. I guess it’s hard to argue taste. Someone out there apparently loves, and will buy, hot chili flavored lip gloss.
比方说，我们永远不懂为什么以下这些商品会存在。有些商品还挺搞笑，但有些就很诡异了，但是它们竟然都能在网上买到。真的搞不懂为什么有人会去买这些商品。品味这东西真的很难说啊。的确有人会喜欢这些奇葩商品还会去买，比方说这种辣椒味的唇彩。

游戏玩家梦想厕所

This heavenly bathroom for gamers
这简直是游戏玩家的梦想厕所

惊悚外套

A terrifying (but comfortable) sweater
吓人的外套（但应该很舒服的样子）

异型相机

Cameras that look like juice boxes
看上去像果汁包装盒的照相机

狗狗擦地靴

These accessories for your pets
宠物们的擦地靴

土豪应用

An app for rich people
土豪专用app。

An application named "I am rich" was sold on the Apple App Store for $ 999.99. It does nothing and 8 people bought it.
一款名为“我是土豪”的应用在苹果应用商店上售卖，价格为999.99美元。这款应用什么功能都没有，但却已经有8人购买了这款土豪应用。

路易威登模具

A fancy schmancy Louis Vuitton waffle iron
高大上的“路易威登”华夫饼模具

疯狂鸡尾酒

The craziest Bloody Mary in existence
最疯狂的“血色玛丽”（鸡尾酒）

重口味润唇膏

The tastiest lip balm in the world
世界上最重口味（辣椒味）的润唇膏

披萨味香水

Something to make your date smell delicious
最美味（必胜客披萨味）的约会香水

求拥抱外套

The creepiest way to get a hug: by wearing this coat
最诡异的求拥抱方式：穿上“拥抱”外套吧