alley

Don’t believe everything you see in movies.
不要相信你在电影里看到的一切。

1. Eating in an alley is romantic:
在小巷里吃东西很浪漫:

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unwanted

Nope, eating in an alley usually comes with unwanted company.
不,在小巷里吃东西常常招来不速之客。

male

2. Your significant other will be totally cool with your male roommates:
你的那个他完全不介意你的男性室友:

not

Well, they might not get along as well as you expected.
额,他们的关系可能没有你想的那样和谐。

lie

3. A relationship based on a lie will turn out well:
基于谎言的恋爱关系会有好结果:

best

Actually, honesty may be the best policy.
事实上,诚实才是最好的策略。

stranger

4. Getting kissed by a stranger while sleeping is romantic:
睡觉时被陌生人亲吻很浪漫:

creepy

On second thought it’s a tad bit creepy.
细思恐极,有点吓人啊……

courting

5. Imprisonment leads to courting:
囚禁中容易产生爱慕:

nobody

Nope, nobody likes being chained down.
不,没人喜欢被锁起来。

only

6. Beauty is only skin deep:
美貌是肤浅的:

ridiculously

Well, only if they turn out to be ridiculously good looking.
除非他们好看得太离谱了。

jungles

7. Jungles are very romantic:
丛林是个浪漫的地方:

opposite

Negative. Jungles are hot, humid, and usually the opposite of fun.
正好相反,丛林里闷热、潮湿、无聊透顶。

get

8. Being nice, not looking good, will get you the girl:
友善但是不好看也能捞到妹纸:

huge

Nope, having a pretty face and muscles is definitely a huge help.
不是的,英俊的脸和健美的肌肉才是王道。

dance

9. You can fall in love from just one dance:
你可以在一支舞的时间里才陷入爱河:

never

Actually, never let dancing be a deciding factor.
说真的,不要让舞蹈成为决定因素。