Sean: I know you've won the esteemed Rochefort Award, but I've been on these adventures before so just, let me handle this.
Hank: Easy, buddy. Just remember who's financing this whole trip.
Sean: Queen Isabella didn't tag along with Columbus.
Hank: Okay, Lsabella. I'll let you handle your thing. We'll see how...Wait, watch the lizard. Watch.
Sean: Big man's afraid of a little lizard?
Hank: Big man's not afraid. I love lizards when they're boots and belts.
Sean: Excuse us. Hey, how's it going? We, uh...We Americans. Uh, you...tour guide?
Sean: I got this. You... You take us on boat. On water.
A Guide: You wanna charter a boat?
Hank: The official language of Palau? English.
Sean: Thank you. Uh, yeah, we need someone to take us to an island located here.
A Guide: Absolutely not.
Sean: Wait, why?
A Guide: Because there is no island, just a bunch of storms. It's a graveyard for ships.
Sean: We'll pay you good money, $1000!
A Guide: Only a fool trades his life for money.
Gabato: Excuse me, excuse me. Today is your lucky day. Hey, I'm Gabato Laguatan, best captain in Palau. I understand you in need of transportation.
Sean: That's great. We need someone to get us here. A thousand bucks if you can.
Gabato: Ooh, baby! Easy-peasy, easy-peasy. Let's go. Here we go. Let's go. Man, this is gonna be good. You won't be disappointed. I've taken hundreds of people out to sea. I come back with them almost every time.
Sean And Hank: Nice ride.
Gabato: Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Hank: What the blue heck is that?
Gabato: That's the finest helicopter in Palau.
Sean: Hate to see the worst.
Gabato: That's my security system.
Hank: I'd rather take the Titanic.
Gabato: Kailani! We have customers here. You simply must meet my daughter. She's a real beauty. Looks just like me.
Hank: This chopper's not gonna work out. Let's go.
Sean: Actually, Hank, you know what? Now that I get a better look at it, this chopper's pretty freaking gorgeous.
Hank: This daughter looks like you?
Gabato: Look. Same nostrils.
Kailani: Who are these guys?
Sean: Uh...I am a scientific explorer. Hi. And he's a...
Sean: Hank. Right. So we need to get to these coordinates.
Kailani: Not on this helicopter. That's the deadliest part of the ocean.
Gabato: Time-out. Sweetness, sweetness. Sweetness, look. They agreed to pay us 1000 American dollars, okay? I could help with college for you then.
Kailani: Make it 2000.
Hank: No way. We had a deal.
Kailani: Then make it 3000. And good luck finding someone else to take you there.
Hank: Do you take Visa?