1.拼词游戏

拼单词游戏本来就难度够大的，加上还是《星际迷航》那种专用科幻术语超多的版本……不过如果真的想打进谢耳朵的圈子，这个是必须。
Boggle
Price: $14.07 for new model on Amazon
For: Boggle warriors. Qapla'!

2.佩妮头花

佩妮小花儿的……小花儿。这种类似的头花还是很好找滴，不过戴得不好，容易变杨二车那啥来着……
Penny Blossom
Price: $6.50 on Etsy
For: A person who knows who Radiohead is.

3.星际迷航人偶

星际迷航人偶扭蛋的美好，只有耳朵之流的人才才能体会到吧？
Ensign Wesley Crusher action figure
Price: $15.95 on Amazon
For: A person who does not have Wil Wheaton as No. 6 on their list of all-time greatest enemies.

4.宇宙超级无敌折衣器

宇宙超级无敌折衣工具，特别献给每个不会手工折叠衣服的人，因为都是上辈子折衣折翼的天使（捶桌）。
The ultimate folding tool
Price: $18.99 on Amazon
For: A person with an impressive collection of geek-tastic T-shirts.

5.谢耳朵版石头剪刀布马克杯

也就这个最靠谱了！石头剪刀布蜥蜴史波克拳的马克杯，要是不记得那些复杂的规则的话，就每天拿这个杯子喝水吧！
谢耳朵独创《生活大爆炸》石头剪刀布蜥蜴史波克拳怎么玩
Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock mug
Price: $9.99 on
For: The person who can't remember that scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and — as it always has — rock crushes scissors.

6.元素周期表浴帘

小编表示这个真的可以有……化学元素周期表的浴帘，尤其适合家有考生的状况，洗刷刷的时候背个化学元素，学习都变得好有趣的说！
Periodic table shower curtain
Price: $29.99 on
For: The person who wants to brush up for element-based car games.

7.海洋球

海洋球神马的太不靠谱了！论中国的住房状况，你有钱买回去还没这么大地儿堆这玩意儿咧……
200 plastic balls
Price: $42.60 on Amazon
For: No one. Bazinga!

8.礼品卡

周二就得乳酪汉堡才给力啊，要是你有个这样的朋友，啥也比不上蛋糕店礼券。
Cheesecake Factory gift card
Price: Varies
For: Patrons who observe cheeseburger Tuesdays.

9.符咒桌游

圣诞节大家欢聚一堂，除了吃饭唱K，还能干点啥？如果你是TBBT的骨灰粉，Talisman这个游戏不错，难得过节，不要想那些深邃纠结的道理了，把自己调节到选择模式，轻松的玩吧。

Talisman: The Magical Quest game
Price: $39.76 on Amazon
For: The selective mute in your life — and his friends.

10.罐中蛇

小时候拿到压岁钱都会找个自认为隐蔽的地方藏着，现在藏着还不够，有宝贝的地方当然要有怪物守护着，罐中蛇神马的，送耳朵这类天然呆型大小盆友最合适不过了。

Snakes in a can
Price: $4.48 on Amazon
For: A person who has thus far been unable to obtain an action figure with hollowed out buttocks in which to hide their money.

11. 签名餐巾

好吧，这第11份是小编杜撰的，想想最让谢耳朵鸡冻的这方餐巾，怎么会不出现在圣诞礼物之列呢？不过真用来送人的话，建议先找somebody 签个名啥的，这样收礼物的人才不会觉得自己被打发了吧……
Napkin
Price: It depends.
For: A person crazy for somebody.