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英语人气王：崩溃猫

分裂+日式英语！
猫D（简称CD）: Wow! Look at BossCat there! What a dressing down he got.
路人甲：Well, I thought..I just thought...maybe...it was something to do with...you know..her a lot.
CD：Who? Her? A girl? A LOLITA?路人甲：I think so, a LOLITA.
CD: Well let me show her who is in charge here~ Where is she!
路人甲:She is just standing behind you...
ZMaruko: （Japanese English）Darling,you wanna be charged?（ダーリんぐユウワンナビチャジデ？）
CD:Er...I ...I mean...
Zmaruko: Triple Cast! Crucio Imperio Reducto...
(テリプルかすてくルずおインペンリオレダくト)
CD:Ohhhhho...I feel good!
Zmaruko: you bad cat~ Let me punish you ~kneel on this washboard~
CD: Please forgive me...
咒语的出处及解释：出自哈利波特。剜骨钻心 Crucio灵魂出窍 Imperio 粉身碎骨：Reducto（稍微有点狠……）

英语编辑推荐奖：エイシュン君

Well, I just thought...maybe...it was something to do with...you know..her a lot.
Maybe. But I think it was caused by both of you. You sang badly though it was a fabulous song. And she was good at acting, how could she possibly ignored you while you were performing full of soul? And while we were busy making you closer, you quit, and made a beeline for the door! We could not put up with that!
Actually there was a reason. She was too shy that time. And do you know what she told me after you drove her out? If I had held her, she wouldn’t resist!
Wow, that’s pretty awesome. Sometimes I admire you very much. You are such a lovely pair. And no matter love or study, just like how you said, I can never catch up with you, even if I am on a horse.

粤语翻译版

你知啦，件事搞成噉样，同佢都有好大关系㗎(ga3)。系啩，不过我觉得你哋两个都有错咯。虽然首歌好靓，但系你唱得唔好。佢做戏又叻了㖞，竟然唔睬你，等你一个人深情献唱。而且我哋重喺度好努力噉帮你哋拉近距离嗰阵，你竟然缩沙唔捞，重直接行咗出去添！我哋都接受唔到咯！其实系有原因㗎(ga3)，佢当时好怕丑。你知唔知你哋的佢出去之后，佢点同我讲啊？如果我当时揽住佢嘅话，佢唔会反抗。哇，原来噉得意㗎(ga4)？有阵时我好羡慕你嘅。你哋两个好合衬。而唔哩喺情场定系考场，学你话斋，我拍马都追唔上你。

本尊解释事情原由：

事情的起因是：某日在K房，男的在女的面前深情演唱《非你莫属》，女的却一脸逃避，群众一起挡住，不让她逃跑，结果男的一气之下，走了，然后群众把女的也赶出去了……而对话发生的地点，在图书馆。

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