Leo: Oh my god, I can’t believe I once had sex with her in my dream.
Mikaela: I can tell that you really missed me a lot, Sam.
Sam: Look, it’s not my fault, okay? Listen, listen. I’m a victim.
Mikaela: Oh, you were a victim? Of what? Of what? A little so-pound girl.
Sam: Of…of…it’s like getting humped in the neck by a mountain Ox.
Mikaela: You didn’t have to put your tongue in her mouth.
Sam: I didn’t.
Mikaela: You did.
Sam: Look, you ever had your stomach tounged by a mountain ox with 5-foot tong? It’s not fun for me, okay, Mikaela. And it smelled like-like diesel. Like a diesel. He dinged to it.
Mikaela: You’re such a little girl.
Sam: You have ten seconds of silence, right now. I’m not talking to you for ten seconds.
Mikaela: You can’t give me the silence. You know what?
Sam: I’m not talking to you for ten seconds. You have three seconds left.
Mikaela: You know what? You can give me the silence you want. All you want but you can’t give me the talking…
Sam: W-What were you gonna say?
Mikaela: I hoped you had a lot of fun because this. This is over.