【生活大爆炸】SO3EO6（3） 互相吐槽
来源：沪江听写酷
2013-03-21 15:14
小提示: 听听宅男们的囧言囧语，填写对话缺失的部分, 不用带数字序号。注意句子开头要大写哦
<注意这里>若页面过长造成听写不便，在听写框的右上角点击“弹出答题纸”即可。
如果喜欢TBBT，欢迎把这段欢乐故事推荐给你的好友哦！~\(≧▽≦)/~
Api/EjhHSRsXmTK+l1lHz2stqkP7KQNt6nkgWy9uVGkIQhdQ0/XM5GeZdgC5yjeANkEqDhAQ586cPkn3x0/ 背景：Raj和Howard输了风筝比赛，在回去的路上，四人唠叨着不一样的话题…… -Raj: You’re a sucky friend, you know that? A sucky, sucky friend. -Howard: What was I supposed to do? She gave me that come-___1___ look. -Raj: If she gave you any look at l. It was a ‘you suck’ look. -Howard: I would’ve caught up to her if I hadn’t pulled a hammy. -Raj: Oh, please, you weigh 80 ___2___. You don’t have a hammy. -Leonard: So, Penny doesn’t want me around her friends, I embarrass her. What else could it be? -Sheldon: Well, _____________3____________. Perhaps she’s excluded you from these gatherings because she’s scouting for a new mate and doesn’t want to do it in front of you. -Leonard: Oh, how kind of her. -Sheldon: Agreed. Most primates don’t show that sort of discretion. A female bonobo will copulate with a new male in front of the old one without so much as a how do you do? -Raj: You always do this, you know? You ditch me for a woman you don’t have a shot with. -Howard: I totally had a shot. -Raj: With a woman you were chasing through a park? That’s not a shot, that’s a ___4___. What’s worse, it cost me my prized Patang fighting kite. Sheldon, I don’t suppose there’s any chance you could give me my kite back? -Sheldon: I’m sorry, Raj, but the rules of ________5_________ dictate at the fallen kite go to the victor. And without rules, the competition has no meaning. And without meaning, the following would be an empty gesture. I have your kite. I have your kite.
Api/EjhHSRsXmTK+l1lHz2stqkP7KQNt6nkgWy9uVGkIQhdQ0/XM5GeZdgC5yjeANkEqDhAQ586cPkn3x0/ 背景：Raj和Howard输了风筝比赛，在回去的路上，四人唠叨着不一样的话题…… -Raj: You’re a sucky friend, you know that? A sucky, sucky friend. -Howard: What was I supposed to do? She gave me that come-___1___ look. -Raj: If she gave you any look at l. It was a ‘you suck’ look. -Howard: I would’ve caught up to her if I hadn’t pulled a hammy. -Raj: Oh, please, you weigh 80 ___2___. You don’t have a hammy. -Leonard: So, Penny doesn’t want me around her friends, I embarrass her. What else could it be? -Sheldon: Well, _____________3____________. Perhaps she’s excluded you from these gatherings because she’s scouting for a new mate and doesn’t want to do it in front of you. -Leonard: Oh, how kind of her. -Sheldon: Agreed. Most primates don’t show that sort of discretion. A female bonobo will copulate with a new male in front of the old one without so much as a how do you do? -Raj: You always do this, you know? You ditch me for a woman you don’t have a shot with. -Howard: I totally had a shot. -Raj: With a woman you were chasing through a park? That’s not a shot, that’s a ___4___. What’s worse, it cost me my prized Patang fighting kite. Sheldon, I don’t suppose there’s any chance you could give me my kite back? -Sheldon: I’m sorry, Raj, but the rules of ________5_________ dictate at the fallen kite go to the victor. And without rules, the competition has no meaning. And without meaning, the following would be an empty gesture. I have your kite. I have your kite.
hither
pounds
her actions could be out of concern for your feelings
felony
aerial warfare
拉杰：你真是一个让人不爽的盆友，你知道么？让人非常非常的不爽。
霍华德：你让我怎么办？她那样挑逗的看着我。
拉杰：如果她看过你，那一定是“你真差劲”的表情。
霍华德：如果不是拉伤了大腿，我差不多已经赶上她了。
拉杰：噢，别这样，你有80磅重。你并没有拉伤大腿。
伦纳德：这样看来，佩妮不希望我见她朋友，我让她觉得尴尬。不然还能是什么呢？
谢尔顿：嗯，她这样做其实是为你着想。也许她不带你去聚会是因为她不想在你面前跟一个新的对象约会。
伦纳德：噢，她可真体贴。
谢尔顿：同意！大部分灵长类动物都不会这么谨慎。一个磁性倭黑猩猩在前任对象面前跟新一任对象交配的时候可不会想他心情怎么样。
拉杰：你总是做这种事儿，你知道么？抛下我去追一个没有机会追到的女人。
霍华德：我完全有机会的。
拉杰：在公园里追一个女人，那不是机会，是一种重罪。更糟糕的是，这还赔上了我赢得的帕唐战斗风筝。谢尔顿，你有可能归还我的风筝么？
谢尔顿：我很抱歉，拉杰，空战的规则就是战落的风筝归胜利者所有。没有规则，比赛就没了意义。比赛没意义，下边这个动作就没意思了。我的得到了你的风筝，我得到了你的风筝~
——译文来自: 呆呆猫儿