The four-legged jeans of the year 3000 will make sure you have a place to sit everywhere you go.

穿上3000年四条腿的牛仔裤，去哪都不怕没地方坐了。

To save on gas, schools of the year 3000 will replace all their bus drivers with circus perfomers.

为了节约能源，到了3000年，所有的校车司机都会换成独轮杂技演员。

By the year 3000, cars will always have to stop for stop signs.

到了3000年，在停车标志面前，汽车不停也得停。

Someday, you'll be able to change just a single actor in a show without changing the show itself.

将来有一天，调台时你也可以不换节目而只是换节目里的某个演员。（沪江小编：然后电影制作单位会根据演员们的“点击率”来决定他的价码吗？听起来不错！）

The doctors of the future will also be magicians, so they'll able to check your bones without x-rays.

未来的医生都是魔术师，他们不用x光也可以检查你的骨骼有没有问题。