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We're all guilty of wanting to look better. Many try makeup, others plastic surgery and some people opt for Photoshop. But while Photoshop may sound like a much safer alternative - think twice!
对于想要看起来更好，我们都心存内疚。许多人尝试化妆，其他人尝试整容，还有一些人选择PS。但是当觉得PS听着更靠谱的时候……三思啊啊啊啊！

Photoshop wizard James Fridman accepts people's requests and does exactly what they ask for. The only thing is, James takes his business very seriously. So seriously in fact that he will LITERALLY do whatever you ask.
PS达人詹姆斯·弗里德曼接受了人们的请求，并且确实按他们要求的那样处理了。我想说的是詹姆斯非常认真地对待他的工作。而实际上他会特别认真地按你的要求的“字面意思”去做。

He posts the results on his Twitter account (@fjamie013) which has more than 125,000 followers. So if you want to improve your photo, just send him a picture. Just a little warning however: "Do not submit any personal photos that you do not want to be made public."
他会在他的推特账户(@fjamie013)上发布结果，而他的推特账户上拥有12万5000多位粉丝。所以如果你想P照，就把图片发给他。然而，只是一个小小的警告：“不要发送任何你不想公开的私人照片。”

图一：Hi. Can you take the girl in violet skirt out please?
你好。可以请你把那个穿着紫色裙子的女孩移出照片吗？

I took her out. We had fun.
我把她移出来了。我们很开心。

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Hello. My name is Andrei and I’m from Russia, and lie on the beach here in Russia but I would like to lay in America.
你好，我叫Andrei，我来自俄罗斯。图片里我在俄罗斯的海滩上躺着，但是我想在美国躺着。

Welcome to America.
欢迎来到美国。

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Hey photoshopster! Can you make my eyebrows bushy? Thanks.
你好图像处理师！你能把我的眉毛修的浓密一点吗？谢谢。

Sure.
当然可以。

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Hey dude, can you add me behind a tank?
你好，朋友，你能把我添加在一辆坦克后面吗？

You are behind this tank.
你正在坦克的后面。

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Hello James, I love your work. Can you “shave” my husband? Greetings from the Netherlands!
你好，詹姆斯，我喜欢你的作品。你能帮我的丈夫“修一下”胡子吗？在荷兰问候你!

Done.
完成了。

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Hi James, could you please make my dad look the other way, because it’s a bit awkward! Hahahahaha thanks.
你好詹姆斯，可以请你让我爸爸看向另一边吗，因为这有点尴尬！哈哈哈，谢谢。

Sure.
当然可以。

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Hi James, could you please cut me out and send to Miami beach with some hot girls? Thank you so much!
你好，詹姆斯，可以请你把我抠出来，然后送到有辣妹的曼阿密海滩上吗? 非常感谢！

Sure. You’re in Miami beach now with some hot girls.
当然可以。你现在正在曼阿密海滩上与一些辣妹在一起。

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Hey james, I’m happy in this picture, but I’m emo… can you make me look sad in it please?

Moses bless.

你好，詹姆斯，在图片里我是高兴的，但是我是个很情绪化的boy……可以请你赐我一个悲伤的表情吗？

You can’t just be sad. There must be a reason.
你不会只是难过。一定有一个理由。

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Mate can you fix that ironing board,make the boobies bigger hahaha lemme have a look.Cheers!!!
老兄，你能把那个烫衣板修修嘛，然后让我的胸看起来更大点，哈哈哈。修好图后给我看看。谢谢！！

Have a look.
看看吧。