戳我回顾上期节目


小编按：

由于上头领导的安排，以后节目都要全文听写了，所以大家要花多一点的时间听节目了，不过沪元也多了哦（是按听写时长算的）O(∩_∩)O


Hints:

全文听写，采用英式拼写

无需听写语气词（下面标注的除外）

无需听写笑声、叹气声、尖叫声等象声词

开头单词为the，结尾单词为idiots

Tip

100,000

150,000

Venus de Milo

Texas

Moi

Mondrian

Picasso

Saatchi

The show is over, Tip. We're here on serious business. If you do this job right, you're in for 100,000. So stop playing silly buggers. 150,000. Take it or leave it. Belonged to the Venus de Milo, going out to Texas next week. So this gallery owner's trying to get me on a forgery rap. Forgery? Moi? I don't forge, I clone. Anyhow, the whole trail's redundant if I can't stand. Hence the performance. All right, so what do you enter this Mondrian scam? Pre-Picasso. Very cute. Total cobblers, of course. You wouldn't fool Saatchi's pet gerbil. But I thought you were good. Forgeries are generally sold to wealthy idiots.
Tip,表演结束了。我们要做笔大买卖。如果你做的好的话，你会得到10万镑。所以停止玩这恶心的游戏。 15万，要不就走人。这个是维纳斯的，下周就去德州。这个画廊的拥有者想让我得到伪造的罪名。伪造罪？Moi？我从不伪造，我克隆。不管怎么样，如果我不能站起来的话，那就没有审讯了。因此要表演一下。 好吧，那你认为蒙德里安的故事怎么样？ 毕加索之前，真是聪明。自然，三个臭皮匠，你不可能愚弄Saatchi的宠物沙鼠。 但是我认为你很厉害。 伪造品通常卖给那些富有的傻瓜。