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1. “Do you do anything besides sleep all day?”
“你每天除了睡还能做点别的事吗？”

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2. “Am I allowed to pet you now?”
“我现在可以摸摸你吗？”

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3. “What the hell are you doing in the sink?”
“你特么待在水槽里干嘛？”

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4. “I thought cats were supposed to be smart…”
“我还以为喵星人比较聪明呢。”

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5. “Aren’t cats supposed to be graceful?”
“喵星人不应该是很优雅的吗？”

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6. “Can you stop fucking with the dog?”
“你特么能不能别去招惹人家汪星人？”

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7. “You know, I was reading that.”
“我在看书啊亲……= =”

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8. “First off, how the hell did you get in there? Second, how long were you in there?!”
“第一，你给我下来。你到底怎么进去的？第二，你在里面呆多久了？”

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9. “Do you think you could eat your food and not make a huge mess?”
“你认为你能好好吃东西别弄得一团糟吗？”

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10. Are you comfortable there?
在我脖颈上很舒服是不？（你特么给我下来！）