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Api/U21HyVpCDHK+l1lHz2stqkP7KQNt6nnjm+2s1SiJg9aQ0/XM5GeZd4E5iHTB9kEqDhAQ588dvgu0ho/ 背景：Penny给Howard介绍了对象，约会中…… -Howard: How about computers? Do you like computers? -Bernadette: I use them. I don't like them. -Howard: Okay... Puppies. Where do you ____1____ puppies? -Bernadette: A puppy once bit my face. -Howard: Of course it did. -Leonard: How about that? Einstein was wrong. -Penny: What? -Leonard: Approaching the speed of light doesn't slow down time. Approaching them does. -Howard: Excuse me. Oh, damn. It's my mother. -Bernadette: Are you going to answer it? -Howard: I'm ___2___. She might be dying, and, you know, I wouldn't want to miss that. On the other hand, if I let it go to voicemail, I could play it over and over. -Bernadette: I know how you feel. My mother makes me crazy. -Howard: Not as crazy as my mother makes me. -Bernadette: Oh, yeah? Does your mother call you every day at work to see if you've had a __________3__________? -Howard: My mother calls me at work to see if I had a healthy bowel movement. -Bernadette: Okay, well, does she lay out your clothes for you in the morning like you're nine years old? -Howard: You live with your mother? -Bernadette: No. ___________4____________. -Howard: Ooh, rough. Okay, check this out. My mother made me wear rubber gloves to kindergarten so I wouldn't pick up a disease from the other children. -Bernadette: That's nothing. I couldn't ride a bicycle 'cause my mother was afraid I’d hit a bump and lose my virginity. -Howard: Oh, wow. You didn't, did you? -Bernadette: Not on a bicycle. In a Camery. -Howard: Oh! Corolla! More wine? -Bernadette: I’d love some. -Howard: Listen, you have to come to Shabbat dinner at my house sometime. -Bernadette: Why? -Howard: A Catholic girl like you wearing a big cross like that might just give my mother the big brain aneurysm I’ve been hoping for. -Bernadette: Okay, but only if you come to Sunday dinner at my house wearing a yarmulke. -Howard: _________5__________.
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-Howard:计算机呢？你喜欢计算机吗？ -Bernadette：我用计算机，但我不喜欢他们。 -Howard：好吧……小狗.你对小狗的看法是……？ -Bernadette:一只小狗咬过我的脸。 -Howard：它当然咬过。 -Leonard：这样如何？爱因斯坦是错的。 -Penny：什么意思？ -Leonard：光速不会减慢时间，他们会。 -Howard:不好意思。喔，该死的，是我妈妈。 -Bernadette：你要接电话吗？ -Howard:我要哭了。她大概死了，我不想错过这一刻。另外，如果切换到电话录音，我可以循环播放。 -Bernadette: 我知道你的感受，我妈妈让我抓狂。 -Howard: 和我妈让我抓狂不一样吧。 -Bernadette:是吗？你妈是不是每天在你工作的时候打电话问候你有没有吃健康的午餐？ -Howard:我妈会在我工作的时候打电话问我有没有健康的排便。 -Bernadette: 好吧，那她有没有把你当成九岁小孩，早上帮你准备衣服？ -Howard: 你和你妈住一起？ -Bernadette:没有。这才是最杯具的。 -Howard:好吧。听听这个。我妈让我戴着橡胶手套去幼儿园，这样我就可以不得传染病了。 -Bernadette:这不咋滴。我不能骑自行车因为我妈担心我破处！ -Howard:喔，你是吗？ -Bernadette:不在自行车上，在凯美瑞上。 -Howard: 噢！卡罗拉！添点酒吧？ -Bernadette：非常乐意。 -Howard:你应该来我家参加安息日晚餐。 -Bernadette:为什么？ -Howard: 像你这样戴着大十字架的天主教女孩，一定会让我妈得脑瘤的，这是我一直盼望的。 -Bernadette:好的，但前提是你戴着犹太帽子来我家参加礼拜日晚餐。 -Howard:一言为定。 ——译文来自: cherrychen10