视频：安妮·海瑟薇曾在做客晚间脱口秀Conan时，大秀自编Rap讽刺狗仔队。这似乎是明星和狗仔队之间关系的一个小小缩影。

The love-hate relationship shared between paparazzi and celebrities will forever be a catch 22.
明星和狗仔队之间爱恨交加的关系可能会是永远的矛盾。

The paps need celebrities to continuously make themselves publicly available so they can snap photos and share them with the people who are dying to know what kind of drink Alex Rodriguez gets at Starbucks. Likewise, stars often need the photos to follow their every move and snap shots of their every day lives, like exiting a gym and waiting on line for airport security. These seemingly silly photos help keep stars in the limelight and the topic of conversation.
狗仔队希望明星持续公开露面，这样他们可以拍照，可以和疯狂粉丝们分享明星的各种私下琐事：就像阿历克斯·罗德里格斯（小编注：美国职业棒球洋基队三垒手）的粉丝会很想知道他在星巴克喝什么饮料？同样地，明星也需要摄像镜头跟随他们曝光他们的日常生活，比方说出健身房啦，机场过安检啦，等等。这些看起来很傻的照片可以使明星持续吸引公众关注并成为人们茶余饭后闲话的焦点。

While at times both parties may go a little overboard, one can't help but love the breaking point for a celebrity when they just can't take it another second and need to shield their faces from the flash bulbs. From shopping bags to stuffed animals, the stars will do just about anything to hide from photographers when they are looking less than perfect.
不过有时间双方都会有些过头了。大众总是会忍不住想看明星惨不忍睹需要躲避镁光灯的照片，这才有看点。于是当他们看起来状态不够完美的时候，明星们就会利用各种道具（购物袋或者填充玩具）来躲避摄影师的镜头。

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