【各种围观】每日一说大赛中的那些有爱作品们
作为【沪江九周年】的重磅活动之一，俺们的【每日一说大赛】昨天一上线就惹来了无数群众参与！小编尊是无比开心哇！这个比赛的目的是鼓励大家在每日一说口语练习每天的题目基础上，发挥自己的创意、改编台词、再大胆说出来！
在短短一天多时间之内，我们可爱的沪友们创造出了无数有爱作品，把原本平淡无奇的台词玩出花儿来了！到底他们都说了写啥？现在就让小编带大家一探究竟！
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【比赛第一天】
原始题目：
"Sometimes I wish I had just one day to feel like a real ogre again."
"Well, why do you say so?"
“有的时候，我真希望自己哪怕能有一天再活得像只真正的怪物啊！”
“哦，干嘛这么说啦？”
原始题目是节选自《史瑞克4》里的台词，描写了史瑞克想要重新过回怪物生活的心情。沪友们在创作的过程中分裂成了“深沉派”和“恶搞派”两个派别。
“深沉派”代表一：skandyglv 作品
——瞬间让对话上升到哲学高度，探讨起自我与本我的种种……这样的题目你也能发挥到这样，小编真是不得不服啊！
"Sometimes I wish I had just one day to feel like a real ogre again."
"Well, why do you say so?"
“'cause , I am an ogre, it is what I'm born to be. But life changes. Taking out the trash, cooking dinners, changing diapers has soon turned me into a house stay hunsband and dad".
B:Wow, you are such a complaining guy, you are leading a normal human's life,you stupid orge"
A:So what! You never know how hard to be a human being and even harder to be a man. For me, to be an orge, to be myself. While not to be an orge, to be nothing. you know?
“有的时候，我真希望自己哪怕能有一天再活得像只真正的怪物啊！”
“哦，干嘛这么说啦？”
“因为，我就是一只怪物嘛！我生来就是啊。但是生命无常啊……我现在的生活就是倒垃圾、煮晚饭、换尿布……我都变成个家庭妇男了我！”
“哎哟……你就会抱怨，你不正过着正常人类的生活吗？你这只傻怪物！”
“那又怎样？你都不知道当个‘人’有多难！当个‘男人’更难！对我而言，做回一只怪我就是做回我自己，不做怪物就什么也不是，你懂不懂啊？”
“深沉派”代表二：sherry128同学
——同样走深沉路线，Sherry同学搬出了《禁闭岛》中的台词：“要活的像个怪物、还是死得像个人”……让小编不禁就想起了那句“To be or not to be”，佩服啊佩服！
"Sometimes I wish I had just one day to feel like a human being again."
"Well, why do you say so?"
"Why? You tell me. I wanna know which is worse, to live as a monster, or to die as a good man."
“有的时候，我真希望自己哪怕能有一天再活得像只真正的怪物啊！”
“哦，干嘛这么说啦？”
“干嘛这么说？你倒是说给我听听！活的像个怪物、还是死得像个人，哪种更糟？”
恶搞派代表一：嗒然同学
——原来这场无厘头的对话是发生在精神病院里……于是一切都可以解释了……
"Sometimes I wish I had just one day to feel like a real ogre again."
"Well, why do you say so?"
Nurse:Hey guys,come here and have your pills today.
"Excuse me,nurse If I were a real ogre,do I need to have pills everyday?"
Nurse: Oh ,come on.
"Nurse,I think I am a spiderman not a ogre.Do I need to have pills?"
Nurse:....
“有的时候，我真希望自己哪怕能有一天再活得像只真正的怪物啊！”
“哦，干嘛这么说啦？”
护士小姐登场：“喂喂你们几个，过来，今儿吃药了吗？”
“不好意思哦护士小姐，如果我是一只真正的怪物，又干嘛要每天吃药呢？”
护士小姐：额……受不了……
“护士小姐！我觉得我是个蜘蛛人、不是怪物，那我还需要吃药不？”
护士小姐……
恶搞派代表二：芊魅飞同学
——所谓人是人他妈生的、妖是妖他妈生的、怪物也不想当人妖啊……
"Sometimes I wish I had just one day to feel like a real ogre again."
"Well, why do you say so?"
"i don't know...it's just...The mother of a human is a human...The mother of an ogre is an ogre...and i don't wanna be a ladyboy..."
“有的时候，我真希望自己哪怕能有一天再活得像只真正的怪物啊！”
“哦，干嘛这么说啦？”
“我不知道啊……就是……人是人他妈生的、妖是妖他妈生的……我只是不想当人妖嘛……”
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