Send flowers from one co-worker to another

借某同事之名送花给另一同事

Start your car remotely when someone walk by it

有人经过的你的车时，用遥控器(远远的就)把你的车发动起来

Insist on people to have a great morning

坚决要求人们应该有一个美好的早晨

Leave hole punches all over

随处乱放打孔器

Leave your lunch garbage in other people’s cans

把你午餐过后的垃圾放进别人的罐头

After each sip give a refreshing, “Ahhh”

每啜一口都来一句惬意的“啊……”

Put salt on someone’s mouse pad

在别人的鼠标垫上撒盐

Set a password on someone’s screensaver

给别人的屏保设置密码

Carry on a conversation with someone two cubes down

坚持和两个隔间之外的人对话

Smirk when a co-worker walks by

在一个同事经过的时候傻笑

Eat half of someone’s lunch

把别人的午餐吃掉一半

Swap co-worker’s chairs

调换同事的椅子

Fake stomach flu during a meeting and need to abruptly leave three or four times

开会的时候假装急性肠胃炎，突然地离开三四次

Stare deeply into your co-workers eyes when they talk to you

当同事和你讲话的时候死死盯住他们的眼睛

Take all the ice out of the community freezer

把公用冷藏机里的冰都拿出来

Listen to comedy tracks and laugh hysterically

听搞笑段子并歇斯底里的大笑

Hit all the floor buttons when you leave the elevator

离开电梯之前把所有楼层的按钮都按一遍

Make hissing sounds into the phone and insist you have a bad connection

对着电话发出咝咝的声音，说是信号不好

Flip the left and right mouse button defaults

把默认的鼠标左右键倒装过来

Take out the ball in the mouse

取出鼠标里的滚珠