Leave a stack of old applications and a note saying, “Install these”

留一堆没用的旧软件和一张写着“安装这些”便条

Staple your reports in the wrong corner

用钉书钉订报告的时候订在错误的一角

Put tape over the mouse optics

在光学鼠标上粘上胶带

Unplug a co-worker’s monitor

拔掉某个同事的显示器接线

Turn your earphones up all the way

把你的耳机音量调到最大 从早到晚带着耳机

Sing show tunes

唱舞台音乐剧

Burn popcorn in the microwave

用微波炉爆(焦)爆米花

"Forget” to put your tuna sandwich in the fridge

“忘记”在冰箱里放上你的金枪鱼三明治

Turn up the beep volume of the copier

把复印机“哔”的音量放大

Slurp hot coffee during meetings

开会的时候出声地啜热咖啡

Walk around the office barefooted

光脚在办公室里四处走

Misplace peoples pens

把人们的笔放错地方

Glue their mouse to the desk

把他们的鼠标粘在桌子上