1.Photographic is a misnomer. I have an eidetic memory as I’ve told you many times, most recently last year at lunch on the afternoon of May 7th. You had turkey and complained it was dry.
“图像式”用词不当。应该是高清图像式记忆,我说过好几遍了,最近一次是去年5月7日中午午餐期间,你吃了火鸡还抱怨太干了。

2.It might also interest you to know that Wil Wheaton currently ranks sixth on my All-Time Enemies list, between director Joel Schumacher, who nearly destroyed the Batman movie franchise, and Billy Sparks, who lived down the street from me and put dog poop on the handles of my bicycle.
也许你们会想知道威尔.惠顿在我的永远的敌人名单里暂排第六,排名就在差点毁掉蝙蝠侠系列电影的导演乔.舒马赫和比利.斯派克之间,他住在我家后面一条路上,曾经把狗屎放在我自行车的把手上。

3.In the words of Khan Noonien Singh in the immortal Wrath of Khan, "He tasks me, he tasks me and I shall have him. From Hell's heart I stab at thee!"
引用不朽的《可汗的愤怒》中可汗努尼安辛格的一句话“他让我受难,他让我受难,我要和他较量到底。我度尽劫波,刺出复仇之剑。”

4.Silence! How much longer must I wait for my revenge?
肃静!还要等多久才能了却我的复仇夙愿。

5.So my path to satisfaction is blocked by Lonely Larry and Captain Sweatpants? Very well, they must be destroyed!
这么说挡在我复仇之路上的只剩寂寞拉里和休闲裤队长吗?好极了!非摧毁他们不可!

6.Wheaton! Wheaton! Wheattooonnnn!!!
惠顿!惠顿!惠顿!!!

7.Actually, the risk of throat cutting is very low. On the other hand, severe string burn is a real and ever-present danger.
其实,割到喉咙的风险很低。另外严重被线擦伤才是真实且经常发生的危险。

8.If you’re interested, I also know all about frying meat that isn’t chicken as if it were chicken.
如果你感兴趣,我还知道所有似鸡非鸡的炸肉排的相关知识。

9.I grew up in Texas. Football is ubiquitous in Texas. There’s pro football, college football, high school football, pee wee football, in fact every form of football, except the original, European football. Most believe it to be a commie plot.
我可是在德克萨斯长大的。橄榄球在德克萨斯无处不在。职业橄榄球,大学橄榄球,高中橄榄球,初中橄榄球,事实上,所有种类的橄榄球都有除了最原始的欧式橄榄球。而大部分德克萨斯人认为这是共产党阴谋。

10.If you’d like, after the game I’ll take you outside and teach you how to shoot close enough to a raccoon that it craps itself.
如果你想的话,比赛后我还可以带你出去,教你射会自己便便的浣熊。