If Succeed:
如果成功:

1. The equaler: different with no loss in quality
原汁原味:不同演绎,同等质量

2. The successful genre swap: for fans of that genre
成功“转范儿”:特别的“范儿”给特别的粉丝

3. Soul added: song from lousy artist rescued by superior artist
注入灵魂:二逼变牛逼,腐朽化神奇

4. The whole new level: makes the original look like cover
全新境界:青出于蓝而胜于蓝,让原唱变翻唱

If Fail:
如果失败:

5. The why bother? Pointlessly different
吃饱撑的:毫无疑义的改变

6. The palette swap: pointlessly similar
只是换个色儿:只有模仿,没有超越

7. Troll added: “hilarious” novelty cover and/or string quartet tribute
犯贱找抽:搞怪版翻唱和(或)将原版改为弦乐四重奏

8. The Madonna: original pissed all over by shitty artist
被麦当娜翻唱:好好原版被狗屁音乐人糟践