after being away on business, tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

“how about some perfume?”he asked the cosmetics clerk. she showed him a $50.00 bottle.

“that’s a bit much,”said tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.

“that’s still quite a bit,”tim complained.

growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.

“what i mean,”said tim, “is i’d like to see something really cheap.”

the clerk handed him a mirror.