All I do is pay

  "My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "My
wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war,
and my daughter is foreign secretary."
  "Sounds interesting, " his colleague replied. "And what is your
position?"
  "I’m the people. All I do is pay."

  我要做的一切就是付钱

  布朗先生告诉同事说:“我的家简直就象一个国家一样。我妻子
  是财政部长。我岳母是作战部长,我女儿是外交秘书。”
  “听上去挺有意思的,”他的同事说,“那你的职务是什么呢?”
  “我就是老百姓。我要做的一切就是付钱。”